Jesus vs. Jeb Bush 2008, Who would win?

[SemiCharmedQuark]

Come on guys...they're screwing us on the BBV. No matter WHO we run against them, we can't win if the fix is already in. In addition, we could run the most innocent man in the world against them and they would STILL smear him. Hell, they smeared Kerry for "not being wounded" enough. They smeared him for being too verbose. Geez, I can't tell you how to get to 7-11 and back in 2 minutes, I sure as hell hope it takes more than 2 sentences to say what a plan for the country is. God Himself could say "Do Not Vote For Jeb Bush" and some idiots (everyone at Free Republic included) would vote Jeb just because they are American dammit, and they don't like being told what to do by any furrener.

[Mike L]

1. No contest.

Jesus is a Liberal. He would get slammed by Rove.

[Berserker]

2. The swift camel riders

for the truth would kick some ass.

[American Tragedy]

3. I really think that this site says it all

http://s87840450.onlinehome.us/gcftt/jesus1.html

[okieinpain]

21. see that's why religion shouldn't dabble in politics. because it

opens the belief to stuff like this. the fundies are all happy now, but how are they going to feel when someone, uses the political system to their advantage. there are way more non-religious voters in this country then religious, and all it will take is for someone to get them to the polls.

they are the pat robertson's and falwell going to say, oh no, there is a seperation between church, and state. sorry it will be to late, running on religion is helping the repugs now, but I believe that they have just opened pandora's box.

[Tweed]

4. Jesus is a communist

[Be Brave]

5. Are you kidding?!

Everybody knows these Bush men have better moral values than Jesus! How can Jesus win against these righteous people?! (end of sarcasm)

Your username is funny. Are you a physicist?

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. The swift boat apostles for truth would get him before the cock crowed

three times. It would be horrid to witness.

[Bake]

10. You don't know how close to the truth that is.

Hell, that's what happened last time he was here...

All the self-righteous bastards killed him.... Don't think they wouldn't do it again.

Bake

[johnnie]

7. Once Jesus says

"Love thy neighbor" that would be all she wrote. The "moral majority" would freak out over two people from the same sex loving each other and that would be the end of Jesus' campaign.

[HamdenRice]

8. you mean they're not the same person????? nt

9. I voted Jesus

Jesus said blessed are the poor. The Republican Taliban say curse the poor because they need tough love and self help groups.

Jesus would get all upset because he is a liberal.

The apocalypse would happen now. Jesus would then kick the Republican Taliban out of his church (America).

He kicked the money changers out of the temple. America is Gods temple country.

[newyawker99]

12. Hi Titian!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[JSJ]

11. are you nuts? jeb would crucify him!

[Bridget Burke]

13. Who'd vote for that Far-left Liberal bearded sandal-wearer?

And, have you heard the true story of his wife's former profession?

[MsTryska]

18. Say it with me now......

FLIP.......


FLOP!


FLIP........


FLOP!

[Ravenseye]

14. Once Again....Didn't We Establish that the Bush's Will Do Anything?

cheat, fraud, lie, steal, snitch, twitch, intimidate.

Jesus has long hair, a beard, and wears sandles and a dress.

No way the Christian Right votes for a hippie like that anyway.

[MsTryska]

15. jeb would totally "win" but rather than conceding

jesus would sic the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse on him.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

16. Jesus is a tree-hugging hippie commie liberal

who is way out of the mainstream. Electing Jesus would put our country at risk, can we risk another 9/11 attack? Our miracle economy would be badly affected by Jesus' anti-business policies that would hurt jobs. Jesus teaches our children to love our neigbors and enemies, but we shouldn't put our children at risk to those who hate us for our freedom. Vote Jeb Bush this November. I'm Jeb Bush and I approved this message.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

17. The Republicans will make light of the fact Jesus never married

and will make note of has lack of "family values".

[Anarcho-Socialist]

19. Swift Pharisee Disciples for Truth Ad

Judas O'Neill: "Jesus is lying"
Disciple #2: "What the gospels wrote about Jesus is the difference between night and day"
#3: "Jesus wasn't crucified, I should know... I treated him for his injuries, it was just a scratch"
#4: "Jesus faked his own death"
#5: "He doesn't tell the truth about what happened, I should know... I was there"....

[liberalitch]

20. Jesus is too liberal

[LiberalPersona]

22. Even without stealing

Jeb Bush would still win against Jesus.

Jesus is the epitome of liberalism. Selflessness, sacrifice of the self for the good of many, etc.

They would never vote for that.

[AngryOldDem]

23. If Jesus came back...

...he'd only be here for about a week before he'd be back up on the cross, most likely crucified by people who sing "Jesus Loves Me" the loudest.

[AngryAmish]

24. miniDitka!!!!