I used to be ABB, but now I'm AB "the status quo"

[Bread and Circus]

I'm sick and tired of the DLC'ers and I'm tired of the
DNC'ers. I'm tired of the conventional wisdom. I'm tired
of the Clintons. I'm tired of Carville and Begala. I'm
tired of losing. I'm tired of having to "check my principles"
in order to win. I'm tired of not being able to wholly and
outright brag about my candidates to my Red State friends
and family. I'm tired of fascist orcs like Bush and Cheney
winning/stealing elections. I'm tired of the truth only being
found on the internet. I'm tired of the oppression and the wars.

Give me something different to vote and work for next time.