An ode to an idiot - GWB. I hope it brings a smile.

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I just wrote this for another thread and decided that it deserved its own. Enjoy, and I hope it brings you a little cheer.

I hate his fucking smirk.
I hate his Stepford wife.
I hate his stupid, drunken kids.
I hate that he's pro-life.

I hate his "youthful indiscretions".
I hate his fake Texas drawl.
I hate the way he blinks all day.
But, I LOVED his Segway fall.

I hate his dumb, adoring fans.
They chant and drool all day.
I hate the fact they voted for him
Because he's anti-gay.

I hate him for his hypocrisy.
He's such a fucking joke.
I'd swear he's had a lobotomy,
Or maybe just too much coke.

I hate Ashcroft and Rumsfeld.
I hate the whole fucking crew.
Dick Cheney can go fuck himself.
And Lynne can fuck off, too.

But, most of all I hate the way
Bush made us all feel bad.
When, on that one November day,
We knew we'd all been had.

[OnceUponATime]

1. That's awesome!

Nice job, made me smile on a day when smiles are hard to come by!

[seaj11]

2. I like!

:-)

[ComerPerro]

3. That was really good

Thanks!

[orpupilofnature57]

4. THANKS IT DID E.O.M

[Old and In the Way]

5. Thanks!

Thanks for the funny post
Indeed we're screwed anew.
This is why I propose this toast
"To W, may you get yours, too."

[gratefull4u]

6. GREAT! eom

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