The 2004 Anti-Bush Manual (Based off of a CIA manual for the Contras)

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I had found this document along with several others on a P2P network. This manual is the text version of a manual the CIA gave to the Contras. Even though this was meant to fight Communists, I believe it can be reworked to fight a Fascist Dictatorship. If it has a parenthesis, that means the tactic is useless, an asterisk means it will be very useful against the Dictatorship.

The CIA manual given to the Contras:
Don't do maintenance work on vehicles and machines
Come late to work
Delay in Completing tasks
Hide and damage tools
Throw tools in sewers
Call in sick as not to work

Leave lights on
(Plant flowers on state farms)
(Hoard and steal food from the government)
Leave water taps on

Spread rumors* - very useful
(Leave Corral gates open)
Make false reservations to hotels, planes, etc.

Spill liquids on documents
Drop typewriters, damage computers, etc.
Steal and hide key documents

Prank phone calls
Graffiti*


The 2004 Anti-Bush Manual
1. 'Graffiti' - Instead of committing vandalism, here is what you can do: Take a piece of paper and write for example "Bush is Evil", and you can stick it somewhere where everybody can see it.

2. Get a P2P Network - You can use these for more than just downloading music. You can also get a collection of Anti-Bush documents and share them with the world.

3. Spread the Truth (not rumors) - Talk to people and tell them about:
Bush-Saudi connections.
The ruined economy.
John Ashcroft and other people in the Bush Administration.
And much more.

This goes without saying that #2 and #3 work great together.

4. Go Incognito as a Bush Supporter and make Bush Supporters look like stupider people. For example, you can go on Yahoo! Boards looking like a Bush Supporter and say stupid things. You should create 2nd account solely for this purpose.

5. Still looking like a Bush Supporter, make reservations and such for hotels and planes. I suggest you say something like "I need to get to a pro-Bush party" or something to that effect.

6. Go in to a Republican business and do things like enter the restroom and leave the water taps on and such. You can also tape pieces of paper with an Anti-Bush message on the outside of Pro-Republican buildings.

7. If you work for a Pro-Republican Organization, sabotage them. Delay in completing tasks, come late to work, call in sick, hide documents, 'accidentally' damage machines, and you can find even more ways to ruin them. In your office, if you have one, be sure to place an Anti-Bush message somewhere.

8. Never Conform. Never come together with the Dictatorship.