Here's what will REALLY happen in Repub land

[DancingBear]

After Roe v Wade gets overturned, they'll be sure to have a friendly doctor handy to take care of their liitle girls "mistake" - but they'll still decry abortion.

After Daddy turns out to be bi-sexual, they' ll go off on a Christian retreat - but they'll still decry gay marriage.

When it comes time for their son to be eligible for the military, a mysterious ailment will crop up and he'll be unable to fight for his country - but they'll still decry the anti-war protestors.

After their company lays off 200 people and outsources the work to China they'll buy a new beach home with the profits - but they'll still decry raising the minimum wage.

Each week, they will attend Church services and pray that the nation stays on a pure and Christian path, but they'll still decry the non-believers.

Just before they die, they'll decry Satan - but they'll find out he has their room ready.

[ComerPerro]

1. Great post

And, I agree completely. That's the way it always is with conservatives.

Reminds me of a certain drug-addicted asshole who decried drug abusers, but then claimed right to privacy and victim status when he got busted.