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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:40 AM
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GWBush's bender commences around midnight on Nov 2, 2004
...or should we say "re-commences". First of all I would be remiss if I didn't pass along some insider knowledge. {Pssst...."go long on Jim Beam Inc."}

The pre-cog in me shows w thrashing around the "ranch" with a bottle in his hand. Jen and Barbara are doing tequila shots in the basement. Laura is sitting alone in the kitchen, wearing her favorite yellow sofa cover. She doesn't have anything to do.

Eventually the twins will leave and find their own destiny. Laura may find a chemical that suits her. George will be on the ranch forever and ever. He will not be able to travel anywhere outside the US. He will even have security threats within the US. By the time the true cost of the past 4 years is known, many thousands more will have been needlessly murdered. The weight of george's actions will rest on his dark little soul for an eternity. No one will feel any sympathy.

Good bye george.
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:42 AM
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1. he won't even be able to attempt to redeem himself like Nixon...
because he can't write!
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:43 AM
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2. I figure the "For Sale" sign goes up on the ranch Nov. 3.
Actually, I suspect someone they know will make an offer on it, knowing that Laura doesn't really want to live there.
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Ironpost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:45 AM
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3. Our vote tally needs to reflect dejection not landslide
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:45 AM
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4. It's Startin' On The Plane To Dallas
Wanna bet he looks super goofy at that last rally...trancelike???

Then it's off to the pretzels, Nintendo and brown ones for the forseeable future.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:49 AM
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5. Warning to Barney:
Find a good place to hide for a couple of days
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Nag Champa Donating Member (271 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:17 AM
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6. Didn't he already start back with Jim Beam?
My father was an alcoholic growing up and Ive watched him go back to the bottle a number of times. Chimp has looked for a while like a man who has begun drinking again. I hear all of the speculation about pre-senile dementia and a host of other illnesses, but to me it looks much more simple. He looks, sounds, and acts like a drunk.

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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:33 AM
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7. I think many people would agree with you
I think so too. They dry him out a day or two before a major challenge.
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realcountrymusic Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:36 AM
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8. i hope it's at least black label Beam

seriously, since he's the kind of "president" most americans apparently would like to have a beer with, may they all drown their sorrows together while kerry assembles a cabinet

rcm
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