The Freepers Prayer

[Captain Lance Bass]

"oh dear god, you are a good god to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating god, and we thank you oh sweet, sweet lord of hosts for George the Crusader you have so aptly made ruler of our table, and each day, day by day, by day by day oh dear lord we pray three things…to love thee more dearly, to see thee more clearly, to follow thee more nearly, day by day….by day. Amen"

Anyone seen the meltdown going on over there?

They are fasting and forming prayer threads to Smiten the Satan Kerry

ROTFLMAO

[DoYouEverWonder]

1. I have it from a very good source

that god is voting for John Kerry.

[durablend]

3. I tried to let them know...

But they just banned me again.

Guess I'd better go kill myself now!

:crazy:

[smbolisnch]

2. They are crackin over there.......

Is that a new prayer? Freaks. I think if I learned anything from being sent to Catholic school for 12 years it was that you don't pray to get what you want. Apparently, they missed that lesson.

[Captain Lance Bass]

4. actually i stole it

from Ben Stiller in Meet The Parents and added the George The Crusader line,,,,,,,guess Im gonna burn in freeper hell...stealing a prayer? DOH!

[smbolisnch]

5. Jeezus Focker.........

have you no shame?????? :evilgrin:

[DoYouEverWonder]

10. That was the lesson after the one about

free will, that none of them ever learned either.

What do you expect, most freepers have only read the Cliff Notes version of the Bible.

BTW: I'm a 12 yr Catholic school veteran too. I just love arguing the bible with these fundies. Most of them haven't got a clue.

[blackcat77]

6. I didn't know Freepers liked "Godspell." nt

[Ilsa]

7. Yeah, they have multiple threads going up over there.

Praying and fasting. "Kerry's election means we aren't favored by God anymore." Real BS and warped thinking.

[HFishbine]

8. Meltdown or

firing up the base?

[durablend]

9. If they lose...

They'll be firing on each other :evilgrin:

[Captain Lance Bass]

11. "if" :-)

[Sparkly]

12. A clear sign

of what we'll be dealing with after Tuesday, either way.

This is the crux of a new cultural divide in our country. It's the quickest way to fascism, and it's out there.