"Fox TV News Reporting Indian Intelligence has Sighted Ben Laden"

[jefferson_dem]

, a Freeper thread announces. LOL! This is one of the funniest reads in a long while.

Here are some snippets --

Fox News at the moment is reporting that Indian Intelligence has spotted Ben Laden convoy.

The Fox announcer made the comment that we had no available drones for this little exercise, "all were deployed to Iraq". Unbelievable, but he said it.

To: nikos1121
Would it be something if we really did get him before the election?

Meltdown among the Rats.

6 posted on 10/31/2004 8:28:31 AM PST by Peach (The Clintons pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed)
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To: nikos1121
Spotted? I would've preferred bombed to bits of pink goo.



7 posted on 10/31/2004 8:28:34 AM PST by thathamiltonwoman
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To: nikos1121
Getting him would blow this election out!!!



8 posted on 10/31/2004 8:28:38 AM PST by KoRn
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To: nikos1121
So? Kill him instantly. Far more Indians have been brutally murdered ny AlQueerda than America (in Kashmir).



9 posted on 10/31/2004 8:28:49 AM PST by FormerACLUmember (Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat)
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To: nikos1121
Quick--go buy some Bin Laden Captured futures at tradesports!

To: presidentbowen
Anyone confirm hearing this, I was watching Stolen Honor, have fox news on now. Here was reporst earl last week that they though OSL was on the India border....

44 posted on 10/31/2004 8:31:43 AM PST by theshadow3581
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To: nikos1121
Now is the time for all good Freepers to come to the aid of their country and PRAY that we catch the S.O.B.
What a great day that would be for our country!
WHAT A GREAT DAY THAT WOULD BE FOR OUR PRESIDENT!!!!
And maybe, just maybe, that French Poodle would go away.



51 posted on 10/31/2004 8:32:29 AM PST by Virginia Queen (Virginia Queen)
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To: nikos1121
Why would the FBI be monitoring a convoy in India? Wouldn't that be the CIA's job?



52 posted on 10/31/2004 8:32:33 AM PST by bahblahbah
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To: nikos1121
I want that devil lucifer evil person dead!!!



53 posted on 10/31/2004 8:32:49 AM PST by anonymoussierra
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To: nikos1121
If Bin Laden is captured now KARL ROVE will go from being the Evil incarnate BOGEYMAN in Democrap circles to being labeled the Anti-Christ by them. LOL!!



54 posted on 10/31/2004 8:32:57 AM PST by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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To: nikos1121
Looking forward to hearing the left wing response to this.



55 posted on 10/31/2004 8:33:07 AM PST by Angry Republican (“If in four years I don’t do what I say I’m going to do, then kick me out." -Melvin Bilal (R-MD))
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To: jveritas
Go Home Troll DUer. Your man Kerry and his number one supporter OSMA are going down in flames today! THe jets will be there soon to smoke his terrorist rear end!!!



80 posted on 10/31/2004 8:36:27 AM PST by upyours53
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To: nikos1121
Was he dining with George Soros?
Seriously, until we can put his head on a pike we shouldn't worry too much about "sightings".


81 posted on 10/31/2004 8:36:41 AM PST by thegreatbeast (Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
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To: GeorgeW23225
This is NOT old news. It was JUST reported on the Fox News Channel.

To: webstersII
We need to capture him alive and put him on trial to keep him from being a martyr.
International criminal proceedings are for gay socialists.

Cruise missiles are for Girl Scouts.

I prefer something that makes a mile-wide crater with a nice big rim that glows in the dark!

Then we can debate how not-quite-as-guilty or a-little-more-guilty-please this toadsquat was, after he is satisfyingly and spectacularly dead.

When people from Peshawar to Beirut see the sky light up in the middle of the night, they'll get the message.


200 posted on 10/31/2004 9:39:15 AM PST by lentulusgracchus ("Whatever." -- sinkspur)
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<MUCH MORE HILARITY AT>

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1263720/posts?page=151,50

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. Here is the critical line

spotted but cannot do shit or jack since the drones (wiht the capacity to do anything) are in Iraq, and the same goes for SpeOps.

Boy did Bush blow it or what?

:-)

[Lex]

2. Fox News and Freepers are desperate!

Pathetic and funny at the same time!

[maine_raptor]

3. Spotted him, eh?

Was he spotted leaving the TV studio and getting into a pickup with a Bush 04 bumper sticker?

[jefferson_dem]

6. LOL! Wants to plaster one of those goofy "W"s on the ass of his camel!

[jefferson_dem]

7. dupe.

[Kierkegaard]

4. I sighted him too.

He's been all over my television since Friday.

[nycmjkfan]

8. I saw him

Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe and Elvis at a Burger Kind in Kalamazoo

[cubsfan forever]

5. Yes, I saw that, too

The little rabbit couldn't get off the air soon enough. And it hasn't run since. Poor little freepers!

Professor 2

[novadem]

9. At this point I think one of the candidates could streak across

the White House lawn wearing nothing but a campaign button and it wouldn't influence the outcome of the election.

[maine_raptor]

10. Oh I don't know

Awful hard to vote Repug while still vomiting after seeing Cheney naked.

[novadem]

15. OK,

PRESIDENTIAL candidates only.

[maine_raptor]

17. Ok, then

"..........seeing Bush naked."

[July]

11. Oh, those wags! nt

[Born_A_Truman]

13. OSMA

Who is OSMA? ROFLMAO!

Are all these freepers *'s cousins? Oops, sorry, didn't mean to insult the cousins against *!

[johnfunk]

12. FOX News reports US intelligence sighted a Chimp in the Oval Office

... as Roger Ailes makes monkeys of his viewers. "We report, you eat our banana."

[CityHall]

14. AlQueerda? Clever sorts, these freepers.

[high density]

16. Too late, idiots!

A week ago I might have been worried, but two days before the election I'm just going to laugh.

[realcountrymusic]

18. here is a thought

imagine if they get him the day *after* John Kerry is elected president?

we'd know for sure just how pissed off Shrub has made the CIA guys who do the real work in that case.

wouldn't it be priceless to see shrub's face as he announced obl's capture hard on the heels of making his concession "speech"?

a guy can dream, anyway

go packers!

rcm