BWAHAHAHAHAHA, JUST SAW AN ALAN KEYES COMMERCIAL!!!!!!

[Walt Starr]

Quotes from Limbaugh and other idiots about how great Keyes is!

Probably lasted 20 seconds. Was a LAUGH RIOT!!!

I bet he loses two points over that ad!

[tritsofme]

1. I don't think he has 2 points to loose!

[Walt Starr]

3. He's buying time on cable TV

Watching a show about Robert Lewis Stevenson on The Discovery Channel.

The hilarious thing was, he used the "dun dun dun" music in so many attack ads like it was an attack ad!!! He used psychological motivation to make himself look bad, THEN HE APPROVED IT!!!!

[Kierkegaard]

2. Did they show Keyes machine gunning some heretic lesbians?

The GOOP pushing that pudding head into Illinois should have been an indicator of the crappy campaign they were going to wage this time out.

They have done so many things badly that I have tin foiled over the idea that they were seeing how badly they could fuck up and still steal the election...

[liberalhistorian]

9. Hell, even the repuke party in Ill have

ignored and shunned him, knowing just how ridiculous he sounds and how badly he's going do on election day. One state party bigwig even publicly said he was nothing more than a huge embarrassment for them. DUH, no fucking kidding, what the hell did they think?????

[Kierkegaard]

14. They obviously weren't thinking

but what's different about that? Just following the example set by their CiC...

[Career Prole]

4. He should have just flushed the money down the john.

Oh, yeah...I forgot that whole "trickle down" thing. :eyes:

[tritsofme]

5. I just watched it on one of the internets

hahaha

mms://216.82.79.84/keyes2004/keyes_ad_10_261.wmv

A non-corrupt politician in IL is going to be great!

[Walt Starr]

6. THAT'S IT!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Limbaugh, Ditka, HILARIOUS!!!!!

The music was the kicker. Sounded like an ATTACK AD!

[Mabus]

8. Just looked at it too. LOL

Looks like Republicans are still using photoshop in their ads. They must have photoshopped those signs in to those people's hands.

[madrchsod]

17. wait a minute ..Illinois is a equal opportunity state

that votes in governors who then get either indicted or refuse to run again, so then we elect the other parties candidate until they do the same thing. seems to make everyone happy...

[tishaLA]

21. How fucking stupid is that ad?

that asshat deserves all this disdain

[Zero Division]

7. At first, I couldn't tell whether it was supposed to a pro-Keyes ad or

an attack ad against Keyes because of the serious music and the endorsements shown in white lettering on a black background from right wing assholes. Only Keyes could put out an ad for himself that actually turns away thousands more voters than it gains. Absolutely hilarious! :thumbsup:

[Mabus]

15. Looks like he's running third

behind "margin of error"

[arewenotdemo]

22. nice

:bounce:

[TaleWgnDg]

10. one of my favorite editorial cartoons regarding Keyes:

. . . . . . . .


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[xray s]

11. 22%

That is the most Keyes will get .

[ozymandius]

16. correction

You forgot a minus sign in front of that number.

[madrchsod]

12. well there are alot of keyes signs

here in ronnie`s hometown which i may say is really funny...these white assed republicans voting for keyes,it really makes my day when i see those signs...

[baltodemvet]

13. EEEW! EEEW! EEEW!

Did it make you feel creepy?

[are_we_united_yet]

18. Keyes has a BIG November Surprise coming:

He thinks he going to win on Tuesday.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

19. It would be a major achievement if Keyes polls higher than single digits

:bounce:

[Walt Starr]

20. He'll get somewhere between 18 and 22 percent n/t

[DaveSZ]

23. It is hilarious!

Click on his ad "quotes."

http://www.keyes2004.com/

[fishwax]

24. Gosh, why'd he bother?

is he that desperate to break the 20% plateau?

:evilgrin:

[tritsofme]

25. 20%???

Move that decimal over to the left a few notches and then you got it.

[fishwax]

26. What a tool

I can only hope that this election, finally, sends Alan Keyes to the trash heap of history.

:evilgrin:

[DeadHead67]

27. Alan's October Surprise is, . . . .. .

. . .while he's campaigning in Illinois, his family(back in Maryland where he's a legal resident)sold the house and escaped. . . BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!

[fishwax]

28. That's hilarious!

thanks for the laugh :D