What if he doesn't leave?

[Liberalboy]

So I'm thinking today about Kerry winning the election in a Landslide (daydreaming I know, but still) and I can just picture * like a two year old and refusing to leave the White House. He'll start claming there was voting irregularities and that God wants him there...then what? Does the National Guard remove him by force?

I can just see him being the spoiled brat that he is.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. What will he do, call in the Nat'l Guard to protect him? They're all

over in Eye-rak.

[NJCher]

2. Jon Stewart asked Madeline Albright about that the other day

I think it was Madeline, anyway.

My point is that this is occurring to other people, too.




Cher

[Liberalboy]

6. Scary....

maybe he'll declare himself emperor and be done with it....ugh.

[RaleighNCDUer]

3. Oh, I'd love to see him led away in cuffs

even if it is just for trespassing.

[durablend]

4. Send the MPs over to haul him out

He can finish the service he ducked out of.

[aden_nak]

5. On January 20th, he is no longer the President.

Technically, the Secret Service could take his ass out, since he is now trespassing, illegally, inside the White House.

[liberal N proud]

7. Case CLosed

Chain Gang time

[Ganja Ninja]

8. I can picture that filthy trial lawyer James Baker up there ...

pleading his case in front of the media. I say run'em down with a Cadillac.

[elehhhhna]

9. B/C will go down fighting--like Uday & Quasay.

Can't wait for the photos.

[havocmom]

10. Cheney will be the one barricaded in

He probably faces the greatest number of criminal charges.

[mr_hat]

12. Cheney will simply dissolve into shadow.

[RaleighNCDUer]

13. Like He who Must Not be Named

[DireStrike]

11. He's going to lose by 300 EVs.

If he doesn't leave people will laugh at him.

[VOX]

14. Fire hoses with high-pressure nozzles.

Should do the trick, and may even rinse some of the leftover evil ju-ju out of the White House at the same time.

[sangh0]

19. I recommend those guns that shoot nets

I'd love to see him bumbling around trying to get out of it, and then the police come up and taser his ass.

[ciaobox]

15. No Biggie -President Kerry can set up a little room for him in the basemen

Complete with mask and pipe organ.

[Rambis]

16. MP's guard the X president!

Hooked on a feelin!

[Cocoa]

17. will Bush advisers tell him he lost?

[PermanentRevolution]

18. I'd love to see it...

As someone else posted above, on Jan. 20th, he will no longer be the president. Secret Service White House protection will shift to Kerry, and they will go in to take Bush out. Remember, they protect the Office of the President, regardless of who it is.

I'd love to watch live coverage of Secret Service dragging Bush down to the gate and tossing his ass out onto Pennsylvania Ave.