needs caption: scary chimp PHOTO.....

[diamond14]

[demokatgurrl]

1. Sieg Heil. n/t

[diamond14]

8. bush* is ONLY surrounded by WHITE people....never see any

other people in the chimp's adoring crowds....it's always totally white....surprising that news reporters haven't commented on that....

[klook]

11. Yeah, those 18 percent of black voters

who supposedly support him just never seem to be on camera, do they? Must be that ol' librul media carefully framing each shot to make it look like only Whitey supports Bush.

[onecitizen]

18. Have you ever noticed........

how much he looks like Nixon when boarding or un-boarding (is that a real word?) a plane? He waves just like Nixon used to. I get shivers every time I see him get off AFI or MarineI.

[klook]

2. HELP ME KARL!! (n/t)

[auntAgonist]

3. Oooo Oooooo pull me up they've figured me out!

[apnu]

"I cast thee out"

freaky religious nut.

[Arkana]

4. Heil Shrubler

[AIJ Alom]

5. "Help Me ! I'm drowning in the Kerry LANDSLIDE !"

[Cocoa]

15. glug glug glug

Bush goes down for the last time.

[salinen]

6. "How do you like this salute"?

"Old Europe"

[Bobbie47]

7. I believe

Kerry will win..

[flygal]

9. "I'm this many old"

[Dukakis88]

10. Like Dr. Spock said, "Live long and prosper, America."

Psst... You're doing the hand thingie wrong, W.

[Rob H.]

12. Uh-oh!

"That sophistimacated dowacky on my back just broke! It's s'posed ta keep me from--sieg heil! Sieg heil! He'p me, Unka Dick! Ah can't stop mahse'f! Sieg heil!"

[Merrick]

13. What a speech. Give me ten!

[kranich]

14. Hey

ooh...ooh...quick...secret service...over here... there is a guy wearing a "Support Civil Liberties" t-shirt"

[NinetySix]

16. BRRRAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSSS!

Send...more...cops...

[bacchant]

21. Ha, perfect. n/t

[TrustingDog]

17. Hi Mom!

[bacchant]

19. You are standing behind Bush when suddenly, he spins around...

Time seems to slow down and all sound is sucked from the room except for a strange buzzing drone. You are paralyzed, powerless to do anything as you feel your soul being ripped from your body. Your vision darkens, the room begins to spin, and you fall into unconsciousness...

When you awake, you're 30lbs heavier, clad in a bad blue suit replete with an American flag lapel pin, clutching a Bush/Cheney banner in your pudgy little hand.

[Homerr]

20. "I can save all you sinners!"

[zbdent]

22. "What do you mean, turn around?"

?

[LVdem]

23. FOUR MORE YEARS...FOUR MORE YEARS...

NOT...

[CarolynEC]

24. "Well, if you told me you were drowning...

... I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am
Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin, I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies..."

[Milo_Bloom]

25. Heil Myself (Movie Reference: To Be Or Not To Be) n/t