this photo is screaming for a caption!

[Nordic]

One thought "How much do ah hear for this fine collection of black folks?"

[Sannum]

1. .

"Hey...These are Black people!"

[are_we_united_yet]

2. Karrrrrrrrrl!!!!

[killbotfactory]

3. Uh... This whole "black thing" ain't contagous... is it?

[rullery]

4. Help, Mommy! Get me out of here!

[Oreo]

5. New Slogan: I was born a poor black child

I'm not leaving the whitehouse without my paddle ball game.... and this lamp

[mark11727]

7. ...and the remote control...

[Oreo]

8. You have to love The Jerk... the name is fitting too

[zaj]

9. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and thats all I need

[LittleClarkie]

30. Damn it! I shoulda read the replies!

Eh, great minds think alike.

[undercover_brother]

6. All 7 black Florida Republicans pose with our fearless leader.

[Cronus Protagonist]

45. Good one. And probably true.

:)

[rndmprsn]

10. I SEE BLACK PEOPLE

[LVdem]

11. "Where all the white women at?"

Sorry Cleavon

[Eurobabe]

40. sniff-sniff, bless Cleavon....

I sure miss him.

[tomfodw]

41. Sigh. "Them people not only bigoted, they DUMB, too!"

Did you ever hear the story of the joke Mel Brooks cut from Blazing Saddles?

I don't know if it's true or not, but the story goes, in the scene where Bart visits Lily von Shtupp in her dressing room, and she asks, "Is it twue what I've awways hewd about you bwack men? Oh, it's twue! It's twue!" As the scene fades to black, it originally ended with Bart saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to disillusion you, but you're sucking on my arm."

Supposedly, test audiences laughed so hard at that line, they missed the next five minutes of the movie, so Brooks cut it.

Frankly, I don't believe that Mel Brooks would ever cut a joke, and I don't remember where I heard/read this, but that's a terrific joke and I"m sorry it's not actually in the movie.

[PerfectSage]

12. Establishment Hating Afro Americans for Bush

They support Dubya, even though his record is nothing but a long list of lies perpetrated by the man to keep a brother down.:freak:

My 2nd choice: Don't wanna be an Afro American Idiot

B/C No Mo' Years :party::toast:

[Bozvotros]

13. Ain't Got Rhythm, Ain't got music

But I got Diebold, who could ask for anything more
I got Jebbie and the Old South
I got Diebold who could ask for anything more

All these black folks , I don't mind them
But you won't find them 'round my door
I got Colin, I got Condi
I got Don King, who could ask for anything more

[sundancekid]

20. hilarious and a very good one (imho)

[Hog lover]

28. Bravo!

You need to get a job with SNL!

[tomfodw]

42. Brilliant!

Like the joke about blacks at a Republican Convention being like blacks at a Utah Jazz game: all of them are on-stage.

[Nordic]

14. Whoa Nellie, I got two fine black asses, one in each hand!

Somebody slap me!

[Zuni]

15. I am glad Bush is using an upstanding example of morality, Don King

to campaign to black voters.

[George_S]

16. The wonders of PhotoShop

[Nordic]

21. Huh? It's right off of Yahoo news, pal. Here's the link. Rate it!

?

For some reason DU won't let me post the actual url, so cut and paste the url above and remove the question mark at the end.

[George_S]

26. No, I mean that's the only way * would be there

[Nordic]

27. Oh! Sorry, I misunderstood

[George_S]

32. No biggie

My fault for not being clear.

[ciaobox]

Damn Don! You guys are hung! Oww too far!

[zulchzulu]

17. What he wished he could have done...

He might get more "black votes".

[Pithy Cherub]

25. So now we all know where

w gets his fiscal management policies of other people's money - D. King

[ResistTheCoup]

31. ROFLMAO!!!!

Just about ruined by keyboard with a spit-take!!! Thanks for making me crack up laughing!

:) :)

[flygal]

33. ROTFLMAO - Hilarious!!! You guys kill me!!

[Nordic]

47. now THAT'S Photoshop!

hilarious

[SheepyMcSheepster]

"The Jerk"

a certain movie comes to mind.

[ydya]

18. African Americans would like to remind you why

A mind is a terrible thing to waste

[ciaobox]

19. Wait a tick!

I wonder if there's a way to research this. My gut says those guys are all in Don's posse. That would mean they are being paid to stand there. Any way to check?

[Harlan James]

22. Ahhh! Don King Has His hand Up My Ass!!!

Ahhhh!! Ahhhhh!!

[Bozos for Bush]

23. SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

[LiberteToujours]

24. Black people love me!

Bush looks like he's photoshopped in.

[LittleClarkie]

29. Ah was born a poor black child

Like an onion in a petunia patch.

[JSJ]

34. is that a pucker...

"is that a 'pucker' on my back or a Black in my 'pucker'"

[tomfodw]

35. "Seven black people voting for me - that's 3 more than last time!"

[leftofthedial]

36. "...look away! look away! look away dixiela-a-a-a-and!"

we got all seven of 'em!
battin' 1.000!

[Dees]

37. "Bill Clinton ain't got nothin on me".

[enigmatic]

38. "Damn, I had no idea Hannity and Limbaugh were on the "down low"!"

[tomfodw]

39. Ewwwwwwww!

I'm gonna have to wash my monitor screen now!

[StrongbadTehAwesome]

43. Bush aide to Rove:

"I'm sorry sir, but we've searched the convention hall and these were all the black people we could find."

[liberal N proud]

44. It is amazing what photoshop can do

* would never be surronded by that many black people.

[auburngrad82]

46. Damn! This George Bush cut-out looks real!