OMG! I have the answer to the "Wolves" ad!

[Plaid Adder]

All we have to do is show the wolves endorsing Bush!

Come on, someone on their staff has to be an animator. Just show a bunch of wolves talking about why they want Bush to be the next president. You could either go funny or fearmongering with it, but the concept would be simple: the wolves want Bush because he does a sucky job of protecting the sheep.

He got an endorsement from IRAN, for crying out loud. Isn't that close enough?

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Irishladdie]

1. BINGO!

[LuminousX]

2. a cartoon of 'wolves' licking their chops as the shepherd sleeps

or clears brush.

[JuniorPlankton]

3. Super!

It is a great idea! You might make a reference to Iran ( in passing) to make it factual.

[Plaid Adder]

4. GMTA! I just added that on edit a half-second ago. n/t

[knowbody0]

5. love it

lamb chops for everyone

[underpants]

6. A crying baby and now Wolves?

Okay they have nothing left in the tank.

[aquart]

7. Or intercut the wolves with Bush and The Pet Goat.

When the wolves were coming, Bush went on vacation.

When the wolves were here, Bush sat and did nothing.

Camera on the blank face in the classroom.

Not a commercial to go funny with IMO. They want to seriously terrorize? Get even more serious.

[xray s]

8. here's my idea

A foursome is golfing and joking around somewhere out west. They resemble Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice. Secret Service watching nearby.

The sound of wolves howling in the distance...getting closer...closer...you can start to hear them panting and snarling...the Secret Service guys getting nevous...Bush just laughs it off and says "I don't care about a bunch of stupid wolves, lets play another round" to the sound of laughter from the other players...

[NewYorkerfromMass]

9. The wolf in 'Shrek' comes to mind

could be very funny.

[chuckhoward]

10. someone has to get a link to this thread...

...to the Kerry campaign or a 527 with some advertising $$$. What great ideas!!!

[tridim]

11. I like it, but Iranians aren't hiding out, waiting to attack Americans

Why not just have an ad that simply states, "Iran endorses Bush for President (cite sources), any questions?"

[NewYorkerfromMass]

12. I thought of another one- Use Monty Python's "Spanish Inquisition"

The headline below made me think "why not just roll that old classic out so Americans can simply laugh at them?"

http://www.pnionline.com/dnblog/extra/archives/001101.html

For those of you who need a reminder:

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!....

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/TheSpanishInquisitionSketch