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Edited on Thu Oct-21-04 02:35 PM by Paragon
The $200,000 Question, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Social Issue Republicans by Me
If you make more than $200,000 a year, vote Republican.
Seriously.
It's in your best financial interest. Feed your kids. Buy that Lexus.
However, if you're part of the other 99% of the country (percentage data estimated due to laziness), Republican policies are designed to bend you over and fuck you in the ass -- and really, if you voted Republican, you were asking for it, you little slut.
But...but, Paragon...what about abortion, school prayer, gay marriage, pornography on the internet, and The Ten Commandments in every public square?!?
To which I reply...look at what tremendous progress has been made on those issues. So-called "partial birth abortion" -- shot down in the courts. School prayer -- completely off the radar. Gay marriage -- not in my Constitution, ever.
And on and on. It's not designed to legislate morality, silly wabbit...it's designed to get your vote every 2, 4, or 6 years.
Yep, you've been had. You've been took. You've been hoodwinked. Bamboozled. Led astry. Run amok.
Which, if you've been paying attention, means those are being used as wedge issues to distract you from the way your money, which you work so hard for every day, is being stolen, mismanaged, and otherwise given to richer people.
"The $200,000 Question"...pass it on.
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