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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 03:04 PM
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BULLETIN: We now call Florida for Kerry with 90% precincts reporting
one can wish. right? oh wait. that happened last time.

Bush: "I don't believe it. My brother has assured me this one is in the bag. Wait till all the votes are counted"

Reporter: "Well, Mr. President, with pretty much all precincts reporting, your opponent John Kerry led by 6%. I really don't think you'll make it up."

Bush: "New subject. We are now on Threat Level Red. Everybody go to their homes and pray because the terrorists are coming! God told me! <droooolll>"
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 03:06 PM
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1. It doesn't make me feel any better.
They are going to rob us of this election and it hasn't dawned on me until now how well they can do it.. Big Business, Media, Elected Officials..They are all in the Bush/Cheney pocket.

This election makes me so tired....
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 03:09 PM
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3. Never forget Noam Chomsky. he says people forget how powerful they are
as a group. Bottom line is...business is only as powerful as its consumers. we cede control by being serial purchasers and not holding them accountable.

same with government. The few times something truly outrageous happens and the body politic is moved to action, we see positive results.

If all of us cast of the weights of depression and defeatism...we will see a new day shining come November 3.

KEEP THE FAITH
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demokatgurrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 03:08 PM
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2. Stop that!!!
Anyway, even if Kerry wins, he won't be allowed to "win", in Florida. So put it out of your head.
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Bryan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 03:15 PM
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5. Well, yes
...but wasn't it nice to pull up the Latest page and see that header?
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Clinton Crusader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 03:14 PM
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4. We interrupt this broadcast to go to CODE RED
Gather your shower curtains and duct tape! CODE RED!! CODE RED!! Election called off! * appointed King for LIFE! CODE RED! CODE RED!

:kick:
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