Wednesday's debate, we are so fucking dead.

[Worst Username Ever]

Bush* will ocne again play to his strong points with the American voter. His strong point is most definetely the economy, which will be the prime focus of this debate. He will trounce Kerry with his masterful oratory skills.

[mimitabby]

1. it's way too early for such dry sarcasm

lol

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. You crazy you? n/t

[shaolinmonkey]

3. And his master of the Interwebs. eom.

[aden_nak]

7. I believe that's, "teh interwebs".

[aden_nak]

4. He will wield his environmental record like a flaming sword.

[Honor Where Are You]

14. LOL

[Drifter]

5. I agree ...

just like the first two ... were dead.

Tried to say that with a straight face. Couldn't do it.

Cheers
Drifter

[seeker4ever]

6. Danger! You are posessed by Chris Matthews!

Seek medical help immediately!

[dave123williams]

8. Unless Kerry takes out his pud on National TV, we're going to win.

[MADem]

35. That all depends, really....

...if Kerry has more wood that weecowboy, it just might raise his numbers!

[no name no slogan]

58. Beware the wood whipper-outer

Look what happened to Dubya in the last debate. Fat lot of good whipping out his wood did him.

[realFedUp]

9. Olive or onion?

too dry also for a morning read....

[kimchi]

10. Yup.

The economy is booming, why I have THREE jobs! His school and health care plans are pure genius.

I'm so sad, just thinking about the trouncing Kerry will get.

[still_one]

11. OH, yeah, right, oratory skills

[requiem99]

12. Bush has us beat on all the traditionally democratic stump issues.

We're doomed I tells ya, DOOOOOOOOMED! His oratory skills are second only to Sean Connery and Jesus.

[ezee]

13. He will

remind all of the fantastic job he has done in uniting the country and the world.
We truly need no more years of this.

[Zeke]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You for got Poland! :)

[RoyalWickedness]

15. That must be some killer stuff

yer smokin'.....

[mindfulNJ]

16. hahahaha

thanks for the laugh...I need it! :D

[Honor Where Are You]

17. Shrub is showing some momentum

[MsTryska]

48. even better. he's got Joementum! nt

nt

[endnote]

18. Guys, never UNDERESTIMATE the enemy....

Being cocky is a sure way to lose... They are gonna try to exploit that.

[RetroLounge]

52. Once you get a few more posts under your belt

you will more easily recognize the sarcasm...

RL

[Bryan]

19. Yep, it's all over

Bush has been carefully knotting the noose all this time, letting the Kerry camp get overconfident, but he'll bring all his skills to bear on Wednesday. Kerry can't argue against the miraculous expansion of job creation and health coverage that Bush has presided over, and both of them know it. This will be a slaughter.

[Shadow30]

20. Yes Bush is....

...very good at oral.He is a master debater.

[LibDemAlways]

21. He's a master orater all right.

His debate practice at this point consists of standing still with his arms outstretched while his handlers figure out where to hide the receiver and wires. I vote for inside his boxers. Can't wait to see if he walks out looking even more than usual like he's got a load in his pants - because he does.

[MADem]

36. He really ought to shove it...

...up his ass. It would be undetectable there! After all, he walks like a toddler with a massive dooky in his diaper anyway, a foreign object crammed up his wazoo shouldn't affect his gait overmuch.

[Bucky]

22. Once again, Bush needs to show he is the master of policy detail

After four years of OJT, he should be able to explain nuances of policy. After four years, he should be able to point to some accomplishments. After four years he should not be running to "change Washington".

Of course, after 58 years he should be able to string an intelligent sentence together.

[cthrumatrix]

23. big time trouble...just look at the "internets" ...awol is cunning

[rocktivity]

24. And they'll be discussing the ECONOMY? Kerry is dead in the water!

Keep in mind that the Bush campaign requested that the subject of the final debate be the economy. He has saved his biggest advantage for last!

:scared:
rocknation

[pretzel4gore]

25. you the soldier in 'Alien'?

crying and whining over our hopeless situation? ;0

[requiem99]

32. GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!

[pretzel4gore]

41. he's a hero for our time!

yeah in georgebushamerica everyone should just give up and get over it!
"Be a man, surrender quietly, only girlie-men try fight!"
hahaha

[leftchick]

26. OMG! If he shows up wearing this.......

John Kerry is Toast!!!



:P

[Shadow30]

30. WOW the flight suit......

.....I hope they make George W Bush flight suit action figures!I'm gonna vote for him cause I want a stupid,brain dead,blood thursty ,nut for president cause it makes me feel so fucking safe!

[MADem]

40. They already have!

It looks like they couldn't handle the package, though--he looks like he has his ass on backwards! Why not, his policies are all assbackwards, so it fits his leadership talents.

[Shadow30]

51. The action figure should....

....have a warning label on it "WARNING:George W. Bush action figure does not enter combat,he only sends others into combat,he just likes how he looks in a flight suit.If George W. Bush action figure even sees combat he will shit himself.Do not disagree with George W. Bush action figure or he will get mad.George W. Bush action figure needs to spend several months a year on vaction.George W. Bush action figure does not like facing the American people,anyone that does not disagree with him,realty or empty liquor cabinets."

[Z_I_Peevey]

56. Bwah!

Do not taunt the George W. Bush action figure!

[Cats Against Frist]

27. *, with his powerful intellect, will stop John Kerry cold

[Libby2]

28. Man I hate subject lines like this

I always expect to find some inside info.
I'm always thrilled when I don't.

[papau]

29. No one could have done better - and given the bad luck, it's a miracle

that he has not posted worse economic numbers.

I mean - what would anyone do that was different?

And Kerry does not have a plan.

And we all know the President has little to do with the economy - it is these damn cycles.

And the mess he inherited....

And the poor moral values of Kerry, wanting to continue the safety net that entangles the values of the poor and less fortunate. will be hard to hide....

And you know the media never tells us all the good news about the economy and the environment and civil rights and our stronger, more compassionate, safety net for those that get hit by bad luck -

Or did I get that wrong and it is the media never tells us the good news about Iraq?????? -

No matter - its the media's fault

Thank goodness the media will agree and not hide their bad work, since doing otherwise might be "taking Kerry's side" since they would be saying some poor economy numbers were actually true - meaning a Bush action was a failure - and that would be wrong!

Kerry is going to have to work a miracle to win this weeks debate!

[MatrixEscape]

31. I am scared!

We will all tremble in fear as the Master Orater lands an F-16 on the stage, jumps out and rips off his flight suit to reveal his technicolor media dreamjacket of corporate splendors! Lo! And all shall be sore'a'fraidy cats in his supreme shadow.

Like a Polish philosopher, he will shoot his six-gun of verbal hardwood at his opponent with stuttering grace and colonic precision. He will mercilessly smear the other candidate with Preparation-W and strike him relentlessly with many hard works and the lesson of the Internets.

Then, energized by his mighty, Neoconic backpack, he will spray the awesome, shocking, Ray of Division upon his withering enemy and declare himself Furious Gorgo, The Emperorness of Debatations!

[apnu]

33. damn! the sky just fell by my window

I better run and hide! Those Rethuglians are too tough for me!

Mr. President is such a master of logic and communication that I'm cowering in a corner over here dictating this message to my cat!

I'm so scared!

/really bad sarcasm is now off

[mac56]

34. Oh yeah. He's been toying with Kerry like a cat with a mouse.

Kerry's luck has got to run out this time. Cover your eyes.

[booksenkatz]

37. Shrub's Power Word: TAXACHUSETTS

When he uses the Power Word, it will be over for Kerry. He will be forced to step off the ticket entirely. We cannot fight the Power Word.
:scared:

[MADem]

43. They'll have to LIE about the POWER WORD!!!

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!! Don't tell ANYONE that MILITARY PENSIONS are NOT TAXED in Massachusetts....otherwise it will ruin the fiction!!!!

[TexasSissy]

38. Tweety.....is that you?

[AntiFascist]

39. All he needs is a laugh track....

Bush and Cheney are both out on the campaign trail joking away while soldiers and Iraqis continue to get killed.

[William Seger]

42. What scares me most is his rapier wit

"Need some wood" killed.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

44. That's it. You've convinced me. I'm switching my vote to

Pat Paulson.

Hey, if a dead man can beat Asscroft, why not boosh?

[LynnTheDem]

45. I'm just so TERRIFIED!

:boring:

Oops wait...I meant :scared:

[Rowdyboy]

46. He has bravely fought to give us HUGE tax cuts...Tax cuts is hard work

He are Bush...we must assimilate...resistance is futile...

[mellowinman]

47. I'm scared out of my mind.

Bush is Winston Churchill; James Taylor; and Woodie Guthrie all rolled into one, with a pinch of Etta James. He will make Heaven and Earth sing as one voice with his proud and perfunctory oratory massacre.

I don't know anyone who isn't literally hiding under their desk in fear of the GREATEST DEBATOR MANKIND HAS EVER KNOWN showing us the vision that he, Cheney, Rove and Hitler have laid out for the benefit of all, and to the detriment of scared bunny Democrats like our Mr. Kerry.

We are Doomed.

Doomed to a life of taking a backseat to brilliant, brilliant men like Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney. These are the grandfathers of the new generation of enlightenment that is almost upon us.

Be afraid.

Be VERY afraid.

[Lerkfish]

49. his earpiece is to SLOW down his brain to make it fair for Kerry...

wouldn't want to smoke John too bad in the debates, or people would feel sorry for the underdog. So the scientists in special black ops creates the Oblong Device™ in his jacket in order to slow down Bush's intellect to normal speeds. That's just the sort of fair play joe the president is.

[William Seger]

53. Yeah, I think you're right

In fact, he's probably just listening to Lawrence Welk's Greatest Hits, to alleviate the boredom.

[Demi_Babe]

50. Kerry is gonna get killed ;-)

[NV1962]

54. The only reason I'm bashing * is cuz I'm shittin' in ma pants

I mean, let's face the evidence:

- In the 1st debate Kerry totally and utterly destroyed Bush;
- In the veep debate Edwards trashed Cheney;
- In the 2nd debate Kerry defeated Bush

I mean, with this clear progression shown by BC04, we're toast when Wednesday comes around.

Yup, I'm terrified alright. Quaking in my boots here.

Face it: we're dead, folks. Let's just quit and go home now that we're still ahead in the game.

[ClassWarrior]

55. JK might as well give up now.

Woe is me.

24.

[johnnyrocket]

57. Bush solution for improving the economy:

Sell wood on the internets.