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diamond14 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:29 PM
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PHOTO: bush* with wood at last night's debate...needs caption

(thanks to ebay for the photo)

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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:30 PM
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1. who want's to slap my azz? hehe
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benddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:31 PM
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2. I missed this
must have been looking at the computer. Where did he get this piece of wood from and why???
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gmaki Donating Member (301 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:32 PM
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5. He got it from Photoshop...
nm :)
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diamond14 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:48 PM
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9. Here's the transcript: bush* embarrasses America as he steals OUR money
Edited on Sat Oct-09-04 02:51 PM by amen1234

from the Washington Post transcript, the question that led to the 'got wood?' bush* mock of Americans....this answer tells how bush* COOKS THE NUMBERS: bush* cuts taxes for HIMSELF and his rich buddies, while the rest of America DIES...then bush* brags about it...and LAUGHS....

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/debatereferee/debate_1008.html

GIBSON: And for the question, we're going to turn to Jane Barrow.

BARROW: Senator Kerry, how can the U.S. be competitive in manufacturing given -- in manufacturing, excuse me -- given the wage necessary and comfortably accepted for American workers to maintain the standard of living that they expect?

KERRY: Jane, there are a lot of ways to be competitive. And unfortunately again I regret this administration has not seized them and embraced them. Let me give you an example.

There is a tax loophole right now. If you're a company in St. Louis working, trying to make jobs here, there is actually an incentive for you to go away. You get more money, you keep more of your taxes by going abroad.

I'm going to shut that loophole, and I'm going to give the tax benefit to the companies that stay here in America to help make them more competitive.

Secondly, we're going to create a manufacturing jobs credit and a new jobs credit for people to be able to help hire and be more competitive here in America.

Third, what's really hurting American business more than anything else is the cost of health care.

Now, you didn't hear any plan from the president, because he doesn't have a plan to lower the cost of health care.

KERRY: Five million Americans have lost their health care; 620,000 Missourians have no health care at all; 96,000 Missourians have lost their health care under President Bush.

I have a plan to cover those folks. And it's a plan that lowers cost for everybody, covers all children. And the way I pay for it -- I'm not fiscally irresponsible -- is I roll back the tax cut this president so fiercely wants to defend, the one for him and me and Charlie.

I think you ought to get the break. I want to lower your cost to health care. I want to fully fund education, No Child Left Behind, special-needs education. And that's how we're going to be more competitive, by making sure our kids are graduating from school and college.

China and India are graduating more graduates in technology and science than we are.

KERRY: We've got to create the products of the future. That's why I have a plan for energy independence within 10 years.

And we're going to put our laboratories and our colleges and our universities to work. And we're going to get the great entrepreneurial spirit of this country, and we're going to free ourselves from this dependency on Mideast oil.

That's how you create jobs and become competitive.

GIBSON: Mr. President, minute and a half.

BUSH: Let me start with how to control the cost of health care: medical liability reform, for starters, which he's opposed.

Secondly, allow small businesses to pool together so they can share risk and buy insurance at the same discounts big businesses get to do.

Thirdly, spread what's called health savings accounts. It's good for small businesses, good for owners. You own your own account. You can save tax-free. You get a catastrophic plan to help you on it.

This is different from saying, "OK, let me incent you to go on the government."

He's talking about his plan to keep jobs here. You know he calls it an outsourcing to keep -- stop outsourcing. Robert Rubin looked at his plan and said it won't work.

BUSH: The best way to keep jobs here in America is, one, have an energy plan. I proposed one to the Congress two years ago, encourages conservation, encourages technology to explore for environmentally friendly ways for coal -- to use coal and gas. It encourages the use of renewables like ethanol and biodiesel.

It's stuck in the Senate. He and his running-mate didn't show up to vote when they could have got it going in the Senate.

Less regulations if we want jobs here; legal reform if we want jobs here; and we've got to keep taxes low.

Now, he says he's only going to tax the rich. Do you realize, 900,000 small businesses will be taxed under his plan because most small businesses are Subchapter S corps or limited partnerships, and they pay tax at the individual income tax level.

And so when you're running up the taxes like that, you're taxing job creators, and that's not how you keep jobs here.

GIBSON: Senator, I want to extend for a minute, you talk about tax cuts to stop outsourcing. But when you have IBM documents that I saw recently where you can hire a programmer for $12 in China, $56 an hour here, tax credits won't cut it.

KERRY: You can't stop all outsourcing, Charlie. I've never promised that. I'm not going to, because that would be pandering. You can't.

But what you can do is create a fair playing field, and that's what I'm talking about.

But let me just address what the president just said.

Ladies and gentlemen, that's just not true what he said. The Wall Street Journal said 96 percent of small businesses are not affected at all by my plan.

And you know why he gets that count? The president got $84 from a timber company that owns, and he's counted as a small business. Dick Cheney's counted as a small business. That's how they do things. That's just not right.

BUSH: I own a timber company?

(LAUGHTER)

That's news to me.

(LAUGHTER)

Need some wood?

(LAUGHTER)

Most small businesses are Subchapter S corps. They just are.


BUSH: I met Grant Milliron, Mansfield, Ohio. He's creating jobs. Most small businesses -- 70 percent of the new jobs in America are created by small businesses.

Taxes are going up when you run up the top two brackets. It's a fact.

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cheshire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:32 PM
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3. Wood, what wood I don't see wood, this is a list things God told me I was
doing good.
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AmerDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:32 PM
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4. "yes, I am as thick as a board"
:spank:
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BayouBengal07 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:34 PM
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6. This is dirty, but I had to...
"Look, Senator Kerry gave me wood."
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sally343434 Donating Member (628 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:35 PM
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7. Thank heavens ...
When I saw your title, I was thinking the worst.

Thank heavens you didn't photoshop him with a bulge in his crotch.
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:36 PM
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8. "Wood. Another way my family's profited on Iraq. See, we get it free - "
"Free from US guvmen land. No taxes. Pure profit. Call the toll free number on your screen to find out more about how you can invest in my future."
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bush equals idiot Donating Member (757 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:54 PM
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10. This is all you'll have left of your house, if I'm elected again.
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The Dude Donating Member (3 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:59 PM
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11. Buy some of Bush's wood on Ebay
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 04:16 PM
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19. Oh my gosh...
Edited on Sat Oct-09-04 04:23 PM by Contrary1
Make a new thread on this one! You just have to read the questions to the seller. So far around 100. What a riot!

Q: Can this wood be used to show my love to OBGYNs around the country? Answered on Oct-09-04
A: Absolutely not.

Q: Since the Dred Scott case was about personal property rights and not about the racist assertion that Dred Scott was not a person but property, can I buy this wood, dress him up like a person, and then deny him rights? And is this your opinion, or is it in the constitution? Answered on Oct-09-04
A: We are 100% anti-slavery, but there would be no harm in dressing up this wood as a person and denying it it's rights. (See U.S. Constitution, Section 15.8: Rights of wood)

Q: Is any bears sh*t in this woods? Answered on Oct-09-04
A: None whatsoever.

Q: IS THAT A DRAFT BOARD. HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE DODGING IT SO ...I ASSUME THAT IT IS NOT A DRAFT BOARD. Answered on Oct-09-04
A: Please don't shout. And no.


***edited to add another question


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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 07:37 PM
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29. Hi The Dude!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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James T. Kirk Donating Member (916 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:42 PM
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12. Let me explain the first plank the GOP platform.
Ha ha.
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James T. Kirk Donating Member (916 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:43 PM
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13. Building a house is hard work.
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:47 PM
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14. The Chimperor is board with all the subjects silly questions.
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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:53 PM
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15. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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underseasurveyor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:58 PM
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16. Nah....THIS is the real Bush Wood


:evilgrin:
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doni_georgia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:59 PM
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17. Chimp boy gets spanked in second debate: "Please sir may I have another"
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 04:06 PM
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18. Here ya go
I rely wood like to be yore preseedent fore for moor yeers!
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 04:18 PM
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20. I have a lumber company? It's news to me! heh eh ehehe ummm..ohhh
He sure did.

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October Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 04:22 PM
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21. Timmmmmberrrrrrrr!!!!
As Bush falls....
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 04:24 PM
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22. a sliver from his noggin.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 04:27 PM
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23. Its says right on here MADE IN INDIA
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 04:43 PM
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24. I own a lumber company? Thats news to me and this isn't wood it's a tablet
from God I found. Get it, my name is Bush, and this is a tablet from God.
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 04:49 PM
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25. I don't own a lumber company in the US, I own one in Saudi Arabia!
Edited on Sat Oct-09-04 04:50 PM by Quixote1818
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 04:56 PM
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26. Look Charlie Gibson! I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR BRAIN IN IF YOU DON'T LET ME
SAY WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. AND NO I DON'T OWN A LUMBER COMPANY YOU PRICK!
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 05:09 PM
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27. This har is the human rights plank we done
pulled out of our platform.
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TheDonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 05:18 PM
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28. I don't own no wood. Heh Heh, I finds this on the internets, want some
I got me some wood, i don't own it. LET ME FINISH!
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