Wood for sale on eBay!

[shrub chipper]

Too funny!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3845089354

[aden_nak]

1. Damn it!

Now there's soda all over my screen.

[Minimus]

2. LOL That is the funniest thing yet! People are amazing.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

3. Oh that is FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

:kick:

Good find shrub chipper!

:toast:

[shrub chipper]

17. Actually, it was mentioned on another thread, but

I thought it deserved a thread of its own for speedy creativity!

[cynatnite]

4. Loved It! n/t

[Mr_Spock]

5. OMG - that only took 45 minutes - amazing how fast people are with

this stuff.

[progressivebydesign]

6. I asked the seller WHY the wood was winking at me? n/t

[ROH]

18. This Story Has Legs ... Link it in with Crazed Outburst at the Moderator?

Also:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3845096094

Can someone here frame a suitably clever question to ask the eBay buyer linking this in with GWB's crazed interruption / overruling of the debate's moderator?

The more that angry incident is made known the better. GWB is the man with his finger on the nuclear button; who wants an easily-vexed, aggressive, look-at-me, act-first-think-later person to be in charge of our planet's largest nuclear arsenal?

[newyawker99]

20. Hi ROH!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[liberalmuse]

7. ROFLMFAO!!!

That is wicked funny!

[tridim]

8. I just figured out what Bush is going to do after he's kicked out

Bush: "I'm President Bush, you wanna buy some wood?"

Voice Over: "Viagra... Buy some wood"

[Longhorn]

9. How funny!

Bids and everything! Amazing and creative! Ain't the internets great?

[quaoar]

10. Wood is good

The terrorists hate us for our wood. They don't have any wood in those Muslim countries. It's all sand and camels and oil and stuff.

[Politicub]

11. I don't know what I would do

without the Internets. I don't have mexxed feelings about it at all.

[merh]

12. Wish I could ask the seller if this wood helped the environment?

Was it part of the timber control to stop those awful brush fires?

[qanda]

13. Too funny!

That made my belly jiggle.

[Democat]

14. There is a website to go with the auction

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=1016217&mesg_id=1016217

[dave502d]

15. That was fast.

[kevinam]

16. kick

Kick

[high density]

19. The questions are just hilarious

Q: Did deceased former Supreme Court Justice Dred Scott ever pass through the forest were this wood was grown?
A: Not that we know of. Anything is possible, though.

Q: If I burn this wood, will it emit more <or> less pollution than Diesel Offroad engines?
A: Technically, it will end all world pollution, hunger, terror, and global warming (which by the way doesn't exist!). But why would you burn such a rare, high-quality wood.

Q: I bought some bad wood once, I was fooled. I want to buy your wood, but how will I know you fool me once, I won't get fooled again?
A: Well if you're fooled twice, shame on you!

http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowCoreAskSellerQuestion&requested=ajimbostore&iid=3845089354&frm=284&redirect=0&ShowASQAlways=1&SSPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI

[underpants]

21. How about this pic?

We are selling some wood, we hear the Internets are good places to sell them so we hope someone will buy it.

[Nana]

22. Read all 50 q & a..

..they are so funny!

[NMDemDist2]

23. priceless I posted in on the arizona politics forum

and donned my flame suit LOL

[VLC98]

24. OMG, I love that person!

That so made my day, and my 11 year old son's, whose favorite question was the one about the woodchuck.