18. When they undress, there's actually a tattoo of a flag on the left pec.
Granted, on Cheney it's flying close to the ground given his man-boobs, but if you were a real American you'd know that. Seeing the video, I'm going to have lapels put on my t shirt so I can wear a pin.
19. I don't care that gas prices are so expensive I had to take...
out a second mortgage so that I can drive my Hummer 75 miles from the burbs to my metro job each day! I don't care that my child is being left behind in public ed! I don't care that my mother's Medicare has been cut so much that she had to move in with me, because she couldn't pay for her medicine and her utilities anymore. I totally forgot that four boys from my hometown area have died in Iraq! I don't care!
That video made me wake up about what's REALLY important. By gosh and by damn, there's never been a finer hour to be a Republican!!
:rofl:
(All the above is truthy fiction--thanks for this thread!)
The rapidly moving Good Humor van...er, I mean Boeing 757 hazily...I mean clearly visible in the video is proof positive that we should invade every single country in the world, just in case they're harboring someone who might one day grow up to make a phonecall to someone that might once have said the word 'terrorist.'
16. Yes, God Bless all those Agent Geeks (NSA) who collect the data
and all those contracting Choice Point consolidator civilian criminals ... oh, and I also want to recognize the courage of Agent Mikes and Marys (FBI) to spend all those countless hours spying into our personal lives.
It's so thoughtful of you "chosen spooks" to keep us American Peasants (and opponent Democrats) in line with all the decrees of Our Dear Leader and his compadre Republicans in the Congress. :sarcasm: :puke:
I'd say "You're probably someone who walked past someone who was thinking about someone who may have used the word terrorist or France in the last five years." You're probably someone who should be watched.
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