This guy has a lot of time on his hands...if your bored have a go.

[atomic-fly]

http://members.aol.com/alanyu5/



Alan Yu's current work: I have sent many reports to US Senators and Attorney General alerting them about the invisible personnel's crimes (see their replies). To help defeat the insurgents in Iraq, I had sent my analysis on the terrorists' strategies in Iraq to Vice President Cheney (see Vice President Office's reply). In 2004, I helped with President Bush's re-election campaign by writing articles supporting President Bush on the Usenet and sent suggestions on campaign strategy. Furthermore, I posted many articles discussing the error in the Democratic Party's police state policies from Clinton's Adminstration and how Sen. Kerry was likely to repeat those same mistakes. This help President Bush to be successfully re-elected (see President Bush's Letter of Thanks).

is this stuff for real? (see link)

http://members.aol.com/alanyu5/letters.htm#1

[HamdenRice]

1. Tiny, invisible men can crawl up your ass

It was good for a laugh. The guy is deeply disturbed and believes that some of the "invisible agents" you mention in the OP are "tiny invisible agents" who can enter a person's anus and cause illness.

Tiny, invisible agents, my ass.