Titanic Truth Video #1 - Can Ice Break Steel?

[jberryhill]

You can believe what they told you, or you can believe your own eyes:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6200565569456547648

"I was asleep in my cabin when the crash came," said Mrs. Bucknell, beginning her account of the disaster. "I cannot explain just what the noise was like, except that it was horrible and sounded like a mixture of thunder and explosions."

[Bolo Boffin]

1. Oh, sweet Jesus...

Now I wish we could recommend from here...

That's fabulous. The music at the end - dear God, make more.

[truthpowertruth]

2. Seriously

What world are you guys living in?

[truthpowertruth]

3. Do you realize

How massive an iceberg is? Your video dosen't even make any satirical sense.

[Kingshakabobo]

4. hahahahahahahahahahahahah

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You are joking? Right?

[truthpowertruth]

5. No

His very premise of attacking 9/11 theories by satirizing a belief of some sort of "Titanic Conspiracy" is retarded beyond comprehension.

[The Lone Groover]

6. Question...

Q) What's the difference between a 42028 tonne Ocean Liner and two 110 story towers?

A) One could sail in the sea and the other two couldn't (very easily).

[jberryhill]

16. Why do you qualify that with "(very easily)"

So your point, Archimedes, is that the WTC towers could sail in the sea, but it just would be difficult. Is that it?

Are you saying it was "easy" for the Titanic to sail in the sea?

Do you know it took 22 tons of grease just to get it to slide down the ways at launch?

Is that your idea of "easy"?

Now... how much ice do you suppose it would take to bring down the WTC towers?

You are telling me that a steel ship going a couple of miles per hour was brought down by a piece of ice? No thermite?

[The Lone Groover]

18. No...

..I was just showing how easy it is to make bollocks comparisons.

[Bolo Boffin]

7. He promises a video on how the steel couldn't snap in two.

I hope a trip to Home Depot is involved...

[MervinFerd]

10. Retarded? I can't wait for the chicken-wire Titanic model!

Hey, its all to scale.

[jberryhill]

11. "retarded beyond comprehension"

So if you have no legitimate criticism, you resort to name calling.

Is that in the playbook they gave you?

The American Society of Retarded Empiricists rebukes you:

[truthpowertruth]

12. Your voice reminds of me of those voiceovers

from those 80's educational videos we used to watch in school. Clearly you live an exciting life.

[jberryhill]

13. Thank you!

That's precisely what I was shooting for. You should see my series on human reproduction. Guaranteed to inspire abstinence.

As I prepare the next video, please let me know whether a snappy house music background would make it more truthy.

[truthpowertruth]

15. Yea, I'm actually working on a project right now

Proving that the Earth is not flat. With cool voiceovers too. I'm so important, aren't I?

[jberryhill]

14. Okay, so tell me how big the iceberg was.

Go ahead, check with your OIT buddies and show me the report that gives the size of the iceberg which the Titanic "hit".

An iceberg is a piece of floating ice. It can be a cocktail ice cube or the size of a city.

Just how big - and you can estimate if you like - are you claiming this iceberg to have been.

I will include a much larger block of ice, and a much smaller piece of steel in the third video. May I quote your post in it?

[truthpowertruth]

17. I hear there are people

claiming that the sun revolves around the earth. I certainly don't believe that.

Do you think I should make a video about that? Or would that be stupid and be a waste of time?

[jberryhill]

19. I just want to know the truth

You told me that the iceberg was very large, and I suppose your point is that my modeling is not to scale.

So, I'm asking you, since you are as sure about this iceberg as you are about the earth's revolution:

How big was this iceberg of which you speak with such certainty?

[truthpowertruth]

20. Fuck the titanic and iceberg theories...

WTF!?

[MervinFerd]

21. Witty, articulate and cogent rebuttal.

Can you provide a -photograph- of this alleged iceberg?

[truthpowertruth]

22. This is the game of the "debunkers"..

Argue about the titanic instead of real things.

Hey guess what? You guys win the titanic/iceberg debate. I concede. Happy now?

[jberryhill]

23. OMIGOD - A "no ship" theory of the Titanic

Argue about the titanic instead of real things

Oh, I see. So the Titanic wasn't real.

I hadn't even thought of that possibility. Especially since you claimed to know how big the iceberg was.

[MervinFerd]

25. Do you believe the "No Iceberg" theory, or the "Controlled Sinking" theory?

I think there had to be an iceberg; all those witnesses could not be wrong. But since anybody who is not a fool can see that it is completely impossible for an iceberg to sink an ocean liner, there had to be explosives planted in the hull.

[Amused Musings]

28. Has anyone explored the possibility that

space lasers (or a ray gun mounted on a zeppelin perhaps) dustified the Titanic's hull?

Just asking questions, folks. Just asking questions.

[LARED]

30. Good questions

Lets keep pushing for the truth on this as I feel a paradigm shift in the winds.

I was wondering if you had considered underwater dustification. I think Tesla was working on that in secret for the government.

[Amused Musings]

32. That is a good point

Whatever the truth is, it is absolutely astounding that people believe some backward little iceberg hiding away deep in the North Atlantic could have pulled off such a heinous crime without inside help. J'accuse William Howard Taft! I damn you and your cabal of uh, well- what was circa 1912's equivalent of neoconservatives? I guess that would be Trotsky? Hmmmm. I'll have to do more research of publicly released government documents. Is it a coincidence that the president was a republican then too!? I think not, good sir, I think not.

Edit: This even predates Northwoods! Granted, that was an idea never even acted upon and the only reason we know about it is because the organization we are accusing of conspiracy released it. But still! Think of the implications!

[MervinFerd]

33. Tesla! Tesla was into some really spooky stuff--after he invented the AC..

induction motor.

We need some research on Tesla's later inventions. There's a whole Web World about them.

[salvorhardin]

34. I say

Invisible Jewish Mermaids.

[MervinFerd]

35. Are there dwarf Mermaids?

[Laurier]

31. CGI ship?

Or hologram?

[SidDithers]

8. Great video...

I hope there's more! Thanks for posting.

:applause:

Sid

[MervinFerd]

9. Brilliant, simply brilliant.

[Kingshakabobo]

24. These experiments are important!

http://www.freewebs.com/democraatus/page04.htm

[jberryhill]

26. The Annals of Retarded Research

invites you to make sure that we have all of the important experimental apparatus shown in one thread.

[MervinFerd]

27. There are at least two towers built of chicken wire.

These could be inspiration for your model of the Titanic.

[MervinFerd]

29. Bump. Because there are people who need to see this video.

[Laurier]

36. "it was horrible and sounded like a mixture of thunder and explosions"

Around here, everyone knows that explosions = bombs or demolition charges, of course. But I've never heard of anyone mixing thunder into demolition charges or corralling thunder into bombs, so this is really quite perplexing.

Edited to put the quotation marks around the subject line.