Three Brazilian Guns...

[madinmaryland]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian guns were smuggled in from Brazil."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:D

[X_Digger]

1. lol! n/t

[cowman]

2. That's excellent. LOL

[Orrex]

3. Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

[Angry Dragon]

4. Thank you for the laugh

[krispos42]

5. .

[Euromutt]

6. The version I heard involved Brazilian troops for Iraq

In this version, Bush is ecstatic to hear the government of Brazil has pledged 150 Brazilian troops for duty in Iraq, before posing the punchline.

[madinmaryland]

7. Heh! I think there are brazillion versions of that out there and most have

probably been posted on DU at one time or another!!

[benEzra]

8. ROFLMAO...

http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2788

[SteveM]

9. Good one! Here's another I've related in this forum...

Guy walks into a gun shop.

Guy says to the smith: "Modify my .38 so I can hunt bears."

"Say what?" asks the dumb-struck gun smith.

"You know, modify this .38 so I can hunt bears."

"Al-l-l-right," says the smith.

The gun smith chamfers all the hard angles, he removes the grips and installs smooth inserts, he removes the front sight, and he bobs the hammer. He returns to the front desk and hands the .38 back to the customer.

"What the hell! Why did you do this?" the customer protests.

"So when the bear jams the gun up your ass it won't hurt so much."