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apples and oranges (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 03:01 PM Original message |
Gun Vs. Beer Bottle |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
1. That looked like a bottle of beer to me |
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OneTenthofOnePercent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
2. A well regulated longneck bottle, being necessary to the security of splitting wigs, |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 10:37 PM Response to Reply #2 |
15. I'll second THAT amendment! |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
3. Wow. |
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AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
4. This guy should get free beer for life from that beer company! |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
5. Beer bottles only knock people out in the movies. |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 03:29 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Or even a bottle of champagne! |
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-..__... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 09:24 PM Response to Reply #6 |
14. Would that be a magnum of champagne ? |
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jody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
7. Shame the customer didn't have a CCW and was carrying. n/t |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
8. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. |
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OneTenthofOnePercent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 04:24 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. "Guns are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." |
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jazzhound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 04:32 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Guns are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. |
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jody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 05:58 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. God couldn't be everywhere so she gave her chosen guns to defend themselves. n/t |
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Katya Mullethov (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
12. "No gun required " x 4 ! |
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GreenStormCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
13. Having a gun would have kept him from getting shot four times. |
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apples and oranges (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 10:43 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. And what if the bullet ricocheted and hit the store clerk? |
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Katya Mullethov (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-11-10 10:58 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. And yet those sent haphazardly by a brigand are of no consequence |
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GreenStormCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-10 11:21 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Then the thug has a damn hard head if a point-blank shot will bounce off.. |
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marcus5aurelius (28 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-10 08:51 AM Response to Reply #13 |
18. Damn right it would have |
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