"Guns don't kill people"....

[SHRED]

....people, using guns, kill people.

As a balance to the old statement: "Guns don't kill people; people kill people."

[Bozola]

1. Rectal Colonoscopy doesn't kill people,....

people, using rectal colonoscopes, kill people.

[demsrule4life]

2. People will take issue about this with you

people kill people with knives
people kill people with blunt instruments
people kill people with hammers
people kill people with screwdrivers
but don't you know only guns kill people

[Superfly]

4. The way some of the headlines read, you would conclude

that guns are sentient beings with a malicious intent to harm humans.

"Criminal's Gun Shoots Police Officer"
"Gun Discharges, Killing Little Children"

And on and on and on....

[SHRED]

5. Thermo-nuclear war doesn't kill people,...

...people kill people.

:wtf:

[SlavesandBulldozers]

3. Naked Lunch

"did I ever tell you about the time I performed an appendectomy with a rusty sardine can?
And once I was left wihout instrument One
And removed a uterine tumor with my teeth.
(That was in the Upper Fendy and besides
the wench is dead)."
--William S. Burroughs

[slackmaster]

6. Welcome to the DU Gun Dungeon

I'll waive the standard $2 fine for Ellipse Abuse because you are a newbie. Although they were applied in a reasonable manner you used four dots instead of three in your two ellipses. Please refrain from using four dots unless one is a legitimate period.

:D

[SHRED]

9. My bad...

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[SmokingLoon]

7. CRIMINALS kill people.

The gun is the tool. I use my tool for self defense. I just wish that my entire party would unite around the gun owner. We'd never lose a national election again.

[DoNotRefill]

8. And here I thought...

bleeding and blunt-force trauma killed people....

[alwynsw]

10. To Whom It May Concern:

Guns kill people only when they are used as clubs. We all know that bullets do the killing - when fired from the guns owned by lunatic asswipes.

Sincerely,

A Lunatic Asswipe