Everyone better leave their jobs immediately and get to the grocery stores! There won't be

[TooBigaTent]

any food left if you wait until after 5pm.

The end of the world is coming and it will happen tonight if Wall Street doesn't get their trillion dollars RIGHT NOW!

Do NOT stop and think about it. There is no time for reasoned deliberation!

[cdb]

1. I'm so confused

i don't know what to do first, liquidate my 401(k), stock up on canned goods or jump out the window...

[NickB79]

8. Liquidate your 401K first, so you can buy canned food to take with you as you jump out the window

[PatrickSMcNally]

14. Alternative Option

Liqidate a 401k and stock up on Alex Jones videos.

[soulcore]

PHEAR! PHEAR!

911! Terra', bailout, economy, collapse, DEPRESSION!

"Give us $7 Billion now!"

"Wait, what for? We need some oversight, etc..."

"It doesn't matter, do it now or the sky will fall!"

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. I'm taking up smoking cigarettes

Somebody run to the store and get me a pack, will ya? Here's a buck. Get me two packs, and keep the change, kid.............

[Extend a Hand]

9. for a buck??!!!

you haven't bought smokes in a loooonng time have you? ;)

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. heh heh heh

Twenty-five, thirty years.

heh heh heh

[Art_from_Ark]

15. In 1955, vending machines sold them for 17 cents a pack

Three cents change (from putting 2 dimes/4 nickels in the machine) would be tucked inside the cigarette packs. This is where the first of the famous and now very valuable 1955 double die cents were found.

One of the very few times when someone could actually have benefited from a smoking addiction.

[Poll_Blind]

3. FUCKIN' A! Yep, Bush, Wall Street, everyone connected with this wants to freak..

...as many people out as possible.

Thank you!

PB

[DJ13]

4. Osama is an amatuer at terrorism

Wall Street are the real professionals.

[Warpy]

5. Don't forget to buy that umbrella!

THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!

[hlthe2b]

6. You convinced my four-legged (hairy) girlie: she's drooling

at the thought of me buying out the meat counter! LOL (guess it is big time diet time)

[philly_bob]

7. No one could have foreseen ... n/t

[SouthToTheLeft]

11. C'mon

That's more than a little alarmist.

[clixtox]

12. You "think" so...

Maybe it is sort of a joke!

Welcome to DU and please do think for yourself.

Use your reasoning ability.

Think critically!

No more 6 word posts for awhile.

Please.

[Dover]

13. I'm just gonna walk away from my foreclosed home and move into Wal-Mart.

I'll bet I can even get employment as a greeter!



(kidding...no sympathy posts pleeeze)

[lostnotforgotten]

16. Well TooBigaTent - Which Scare Tactic Republican Lobbying Firm Do You Work For

Your scare tactics don't work on me anymore.

I'm calling out your BS and all of the rest of the DU scare mongers on this fiasco.

Go take a flying leap!