O'Rielly Bingo

[AndyP]

I don't know if anyone goes to this site, but it's called "the best page in the universe" and the guy that writes it is pretty funny. This is his newest post and it's about about Bill O'Reilly. You can print out the Bill O'Reilly bingo sheet and play along.

My favorite line is: "Since Bill O'Reilly is such a cry-baby bitch, I have decided to send him a bottle of Johnson & Johnson "no more tears" shampoo, along with a box of tampons to help with his constant PMS. "

[pepsi]

1. ha ha

Andy,

You're right. It is funny. Here's the link...

http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly

"This guy is the epitome of narcissism, and coming from a guy whose website is titled "The Best Page in the Universe," that's saying a lot. If I had to describe Bill O'Reilly in a phrase, it would be "sock-sniffer." You know the kind of guy who comes home from a long day of work, his feet have been sweating all day, his socks are ripe with the pungent aroma of stale milk and wet leather, and after he finally sits down and takes his socks off, but just before he throws them in the hamper, he takes a quick sniff to sample his odors." Hee-hee. I now know why cons love Coulter....'cept he's funny. B-)

[AndyP]

2. haha

Got so excited about posting something this funny, I forgot to paste a link. Thanks pepsi.

[tiggers thotful spot]

3. O'Reilly's APOLOGY is long overdue!

Message:
A petition that to vent at O'Reilly for not keeping his word about the whole fake WMD thing:

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/164862452

So far 1800 signatures.


Just for the record.
ABC's Good Morning America (March 18, 2003):
BILL O'REILLY:
"Here's, here's the bottom line on this for every American and everybody in the world, nobody knows for sure, all right? We don't know what he has. We think he has 8,500 liters of anthrax. But let's see. But there's a doubt on both sides. And I said on my program, if, if the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush Administration again, all right? But I'm giving my government the benefit of the doubt...If he has 8,500 liters of anthrax that he's not going to give up, even though the United Nations demanded that he do that, we are doing the right thing. If he doesn't have any weapons, then we are doing the wrong thing. So, we'll see."


http://www.oreilly-sucks.com/