Tea Bagger ad copy

[Plucketeer]

If elected I will: try my best to NOT deliver what I promised
with the same deft evasivness as I answered pointedly crafted questions during my campaign.

Remember how I've responded to pleas for a yes or no answer? Or didn't - to be more precise?
Count on the same sort of rubbery forthrightness with respect to working on your behalf.

Furthermore, I pledge to you that I will refudiate any insinuation that I get monetary
support from ANY institutions that don't have your best interests at heart.

Know that I attended the most prestigious academies of higher learnin'
And have attained a major in the art of deception, deciet, and denial
with a minor is shell-gaming.

Having told you the truth, I humbly ask for your vote.