Bush Resume...that was fordwarded to me, sorry it is long

[surfermaw]

BUSH RESUME

George W. Bush The White House, USA

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

LAW ENFORCEMENT:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for
driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine,
and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving
record has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take
a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil. The
company! y went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a deal
that used taxpayer money to buy the land.

With the help of my father and friends in the oil
industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected
governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and
oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as
the most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any
governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of
Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became
President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual
deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in
the history of the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest
millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker nam! ed after
her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
against investigation Or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil
industry was revealed.

I pres! ided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any
President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S.
"prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the
Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I set t! he record for fewest number of press
conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
in any one-year period.

After taking off the entire month of August, I
presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the
most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in
world history.

I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million
people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the
history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a
sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
majority of U.S. citizens! , and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their
families -- in war time.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British
friends.

I am the first President in history to have a
majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat
to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are
now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider
trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed ! in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public review.


PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.

[surfermaw]

1. This was emailed to me by a group of Colleg Grad of about 1 to five years

This age group is being hit hard, in trying to get health care..because of the problems in finding jobs.

[LDS Jock]

2. steady leadership???

I think NOT. I've seen this before, but worth a look again.