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DU is certainly cynical when it comes to dubya, but in my opinion, not cynical enough. I believe they are underestimating Rove, Cheney, and Co. when they wonder about an October surprise. Way back in November when dubya came waltzing out with that turkey and trimmings in Iraq I told my boys "I guarantee that's a plastic turkey." I was right, not because it looked like one, but because I have come to expect these kinds of things from these turds at every turn. My prediction now, you ask? Osama bin Laden has already been captured by a small group of top secret special forces and is being guarded in a remote cave somewhere. To maintain this secrecy they had to kill everyone around bin Laden and are now simply waiting for, hmmmmm, September.....about the time of their convention. They will have a jumbotron set up at ground zero for the entertainment of the faithful and parade him around in chains. October would be a little too obvious. Telling the media recently that they are stepping up plans to capture him is just a smokescreen. I also predicted long ago that dubya will skydive and float into ground zero with an American Flag parachute and Lee 'the chickenhawk' Greenwood singing...well, whatever that song is that he sings..... Also, gw will be packing heat and when he lands they will roll out an animal cage containing Sadaam Hussein and dubya will fill him full of holes as everyone sings 'God Bless America'. Gives you goosebumps just thinking about it, huh? John
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