Why is it, when you're like....ACTIVELY choking to death, it never fails..

[dolo amber]

That some ASSHAT says "Here, have a glass of water..." :silly:

:wtf:

I mean...REALLY!! I'm suffocating as it is, I need to add the probability of DROWNING to my problems?? Can YOU drink a glass of water whilst gasping for breath?

Honestly, what is that about?!

:D

[JVS]

1. Perhaps they wish to hasten your demise

[dolo amber]

4. That's the only

reasonable explaination...FUCKERS!! :cry:

:P

[AlCzervik]

2. It's the same people that

tell you to put butter on a burn or dont go out with wet hair cause you might catch a cold.

[nuxvomica]

3. I usually offer a pillow

:evilgrin:

[rustydog]

5. Hilda, wake up Hilda...What is it Dr. Heimlich...

I have invented a maneuver!