Are there any SAFE forms of relaxation?

[Deja Q]

Having second-handedly smoked 9 cigarettes today, I'm feeling surprisingly relaxed and funky. No wonder people do this stuff! Of course, it bloody well stinks to high heaven, so I won't ever do it again...

So, what relaxes a person without slowly killing them?

Oh, WHY did I engage in something so horrifying? For something utterly ridiculous:



:evilgrin:

[DS1]

1. give someone special a looooong massage

[DrWeird]

2. Marijuana is quite safe.

Just use a vaporizer.

[PittPoliSci]

3. masturbation?

works for me.

[Obamarama]

4. You "beat" me to it...

I was gonna suggest that as an alternative.

[Kadie]

5. That purple peep is going to burn his mouth.

Can you turn that thing around? Poor little guy. He will be a roasted peep soon.

[JVS]

6. He's drunk and lit the wrong end

[Deja Q]

13. That's deliberate...

The website tells the whole story (well, I have to wait for the peep to dry before I do the most digusting thing of all to show the effects of smoking... :evilgrin: )

But that peep is the dumb one, trying to do it backwards.

Also, the yellow one without the ciggie is not a coward (yellow). He was just repulsed by the orgy and wanted to go away... :D

[crimson333]

7. sleep works for me

.

[JVS]

10. Do you know how many people die in their sleep each year?

It has to be one of the most dangerous activities possible ;-)

[crimson333]

11. Hopefully thats the way I will die

in the very distant future:D

[LastKnight]

8. i freakin love that site...

im a regular visitor.

-LK

[Deja Q]

14. Thanks! Incidentially,

The decompressor should arrive next week... :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: (okay, it's actually a vacuum food storage apparatus with a manual pump, but at least I'll be able to use it after I see the results of removing the atmosphere from a peep's environment! I'm guessing it'll be a hoot to do...

I also tried using a blender, but the blades just can't cut through ooey-gooey marshmallow... :cry:

[prolesunited]

9. I achieve

a Zen-like state cycling. Since I've been stressed out lately, I've been doing a lot of it — 27 miles Sunday, 10 miles Monday, 15 miles Wednesday, 35 miles Friday and 30 miles today. Wonder how many I'll do tomorrow?

Whatever you do — DON'T SMOKE!!!

[LynzM]

12. Exercise

Especially some form of Yoga or Tai Chi, or other exercise meant for calming and meditation! Love the peeps, btw :)

[MountainLaurel]

15. Exercise?

When I'd be on the verge of choking my former editor, I'd put on my sneakers and go for a nice, fast-paced walk.

Gonna also throw a vote in for a long hot bath or shower.