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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 06:13 PM
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My name is Sid the Cat, and I'm a Cheetos addict...
Edited on Sat Apr-10-04 06:22 PM by Padraig18
Is there a 12-step program for felines addicted to Cheetos? It's gotten so bad that he's licking the inside of the empty bag, as I type...

:P

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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 06:15 PM
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1. There is a "step" program for this, but it's fewer than 12
1. Stop allowing Sid to eat Cheetos, to lick the cheedle from your finger, and to stick his head into the bag to lick it clean.

2. Buy a squirt gun.

3. Squirt Sid every time he begs for Cheetos. He'll get the idea.

You had me LMAO with this, Paddy. ;)
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 06:17 PM
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3. Hehe
A squirt gun, eh? Remember, I sleep in the nude, and Sid sleeps with us. Are you sure it's wise to squirt him with a squirt gun? ;)
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 06:20 PM
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5. Sure! He doesn't know what those floppy bits are for, does he?
His are different. ;)

Mrs. V. had a kitten who liked to play in her male roommate's bathrobe when it hung on the hook. One morning while he was standing in the kitchen, the kitten what it usually did when it found the robe: it climbed up the inside of the robe -- and then found things dangling that looked oh, so much fun . . . .
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 06:21 PM
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7. LOL!
I spit my tea on the monitor when I read that! :P
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 06:23 PM
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8. Sorry.
:hi:
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 06:24 PM
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9. No blood, no foul!
*grin* :hi:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 06:16 PM
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2. Get the white cheetos that don't make a mess
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 06:17 PM
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4. If there is let me know. I have a cat addicted to canned mushrooms
She'll force my hand into her mouth if there is a canned mushroom in it..she likes fresh ones too but not as much.

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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 06:21 PM
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6. Our dogs feel that way about apples...
"You were planning on sharing that with us, weren't you?" (dogs to Tony and I)

:P
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 06:55 PM
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10. My dog has a way to get me share anything with him
He just sits there with drool running down his fur until I get so sick I gag and can't enjoy the thing I am eating..he can turn it on like a fawcett when he wants to.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 06:56 PM
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11. Ewwwww....
That would work with me, too. :P
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