Help me think up an attention grabbing Subject line and I will reward you

[Snoggera]

by starting a thread with what I consider to be the winner. If votes on other people's responses indicate a clear winner - that will be the choice.

Now, put those synapses together and give me a top-notch attention grabber!

Thanks for playing!

edit: Of course, I will give credit for the subject where credit is due. The winner may bask in the sunshine of a job well done for all of DU to see!

[Blue-Jay]

1. <bites tongue>

I promised myself that I'd not bait the resident attention-whores in public, or I'd point to a few examples.

[boobooday]

2. I am offering $400 and a massage for the next 10 posters!

You could try something like that . . .

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[ZenLefty]

3. Damn, you made me look.

:dunce:

[Earth_First]

4. Bush/Cheney press conference 3:30 p EST to announce resignation...

n/t

[BostonTeaParty04]

5. Just got back from an "re-elect Bush" meet-up......in San Francisco

That would get MY attention on here. LOL

[BOSSHOG]

6. Does your Cock Fight?

I started this yesterday about the LA legislature considering banning cockfighting in the state. The thread got locked however I do believe the subject line meets your criteria.

[roguevalley]

7. The Pope, Bin Laden and Dick Cheney walked into a bar ...

[EstimatedProphet]

8. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD DIES!

That one should do it. It's true too...just not right now.

[BostonTeaParty04]

9. OMG!!!!! Government Agents are at my Door!!!!!

***confession: stole this from the poster 'Gothic Sponge' who posted a thread like this just a bit ago. Not to worry, agents weren't really at his/her door! hee hee, I had been away from the computer for a few hours, and I honestly thought that was the REWARD thread initiated by this thread!

[Snoggera]

10. Due to the overwhelming response

It has taken quite some time to sift through all the responses.

This has been one of the most difficult decisions I've had to make since lunch, and has taken a lot out of me. All the suggestions were superb, but, alas (alas?), a choice must be made. So...........

OMG!!!!! Government Agents Are At My Door!!!!!

has been selected. This is not because it is somehow better than the others, but has already been a thread and the response to a thread! Why not make it another thread?

With thanks to the original poster and BostonTeaParty04!!!! May your tomato plants always break through the snow drifts and provide sustenance and enjoyment!

[Snoggera]

11. I apparently don't have enough posts to pm BostonTeaParty04

and let him/her/them know they won this all important contest. Would someone please do that for me so I can put it behind me and get on with my life? Thanks!

[BostonTeaParty04]

12. I just checked in.... duly noted. YAY!!

I feel like I cheated to win..... I don't feel like a BUSH...egad.

Seriously, I will try to find Gothic Sponge to tell him/her about all this!! Or maybe s/he knows already...

[Snoggera]

13. Just be certain

that pride doesn't goeth before a fall! (whatever that means!)

Happy Easter!

Did I say Happy Easter yet?

[AlFrankenFan]

14. SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that I've got your attention, look at this thread......or something like that :P

[Snoggera]

15. you have won honorable mention

or dishonorable, depending on who reads this crap!

Did I mention that it's EASTER?

[ProudGerman]

16. I backed over Ann Coulter....37 times

[Snoggera]

17. no wonder

she's such a big asshole.

(couldn't help it)

[DS1]

18. I (State your name) died today

[Snoggera]

19. thankfully, resurrections are not based on money-in-pocket

see ya in three days?

[DS1]

20. make it four

I might be hungover.

[gpandas]

21. jesus returns nt

[gpandas]

22. jesus returns nt

[mouse7]

23. Flatulent Jesus molests Easter Bunny

That ought to do it.