The Bewitching charm of CAPTIONS

[underpants]

[alittlelark]

1. "Which one should I wrap myself in?"

[BurtWorm]

2. "Hey! Lookit me! I'm pissin' on the Constitution!"

[Richardo]

3. That coward *should* be standing in front of 650+ flags...

...like this one.

[underpants]

4. "Bin Laden determined to attack inside the United States"

Nope........nothing.........means nothing to me.........

[Kadie]

5. My 3 year old says "looks like the enemy!"

[cosmicdot]

6. W is thinking: dang fly and I can't swat it

[BringEmOn]

7. "Damn horseflies...back on the ranch, they're always

flying around the horse's ass."

[BringEmOn]

8. "I love the smell of campaign contributions in the morning."

[skip fox]

9. W. is "thinking": "Boy are the history books going to remember this moment

or WHAT??? Wow. Up to this time I've been 'Junior' or 'W.', but in a few seconds their al going to know what that W. stands for. I'll get up there and kick off my Duck Wad campaign with a real smash. . . . Boy is everyone going to be surprised or WHAT???. . . . Now, let's see: I got the Duck Wad speech and the duck call in my pocket. . . Boy am I ready. . . Wow!"

[rustydog]

10. "Jeezus loves me this I know, cause Pat Robertson tells me so...

I will win in '04 cause Diebold has locked the election door!
I did it myyyyy way!