Should I Increase My Penis Size by Four Inches?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

All naturally. Should I?

[skooooo]

1. Depends on how long it is now, I would say n/t

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. its not very big now

[skooooo]

14. Natural or artificial means?

[salinen]

2. Why not?

That would make it 5 total.

[liberalitch]

9. Why THE hell not?

all we need it BIGGER dick heads.

[LynneSin]

3. in our world, isn't that called a Dildo?

Am I allowed to say dildo on DU?

[cleofus1]

6. lynne...

you are such a tart

[kitkatrose]

10. Or make it a strap-on

for extra thrusting power. :o ;)

NO SEX THREADS!!!!!!!!!!!:spank::spank:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. no this will be in my own skin tone

not with silver sparkles

[cleofus1]

4. well it depends...

do you own this penis? or are you renting?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. well after the natural enhancement

i will own it

[kodi]

7. grow it 12 iches, then you can walk on it.

i trip over mine all the time.

[mike_c]

12. absolutely-- I'm a satisfied customer who used to make do...

...with a needle dick, but after only four weeks of taking the pills and doing the exercises it's become, well, almost embarrassingly large. I mean damn, I tripped over the thing last night on the way to the toilet.... My SO is so amazed that she's barricaded herself in the spare bedroom for the last several days, no doubt to purify and prepare herself. It HAS been a bit inconvenient pushing that wheelbarrow around all the time, but the benefits to my self-esteem have more than made up for the costs. Do it! You'll never regret it! In your case it could make, well..., medical history or something....

[kitkatrose]

13. But remember to beware

four hour erections. They could permanently damage you. ;)

[skooooo]

15. Good point! Never can be enough reminders about this! n/t

[KittyWampus]

18. 4 Hour Erection With Dick THAT Big Would Lead To Blood Lose

in the head (brain) wouldn't it?

[kitkatrose]

21. Doesn't that happen

with even a normal sized one? ;)

[camero]

16. LOL

That reminds me of how my ex-girlfriend described her privates. Like a little penis. :) I know it sounds weird but the advice came in handy for certain adventures.

[MrBenchley]

17. No, it is more important

that you help poor Dr. Abuba recover the $24 million in Nigerian oil receipts that he wants to share with you....

[comradebillyboy]

19. i want a bigger dick

but if that's not possible, i'd settle for a porche or corvette

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

20. I love ya just the way you are.

And yet the whole "penis" part really disturbs me somehow.... :silly:

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