One-upping the story about whipping the Easter Bunny...

[skooooo]

...couldn't post this when the post on whipping the Easter Bunny was around, but I had to share this bizzaro church story that, I think, goes beyond anything else!

As a child I was force to go to a Baptist church every Sunday morning. My aunt taught "children's church" and had to set up the lesson every Sunday. On this particular Sunday, the story was about Jezzabell, the "harlot" whose body was tossed out into the streets for the dogs to eat after she was killed for her sins.

To illustrate the story, my aunt got a store manniquin (sp?), had my cousins and me smear a combination of peanut butter and Kentucky fried chicken skin on the body. They took the manniquin out in front of the kids at the proper time in the story and turned her pet (fat) dachshund loose to lick the mess off of the manniquin in front of all the kids. Of course, the kids went WILD!!!

So how does that compare with the bunny story?? Strange or what? I saw it for myself.

:wtf:

[KissMyAsscroft]

1. Now thats entertainment!!

Man, almost makes me want to join a church.

[Blue-Jay]

2. Is that some kind of euphemism?

If so, I might "whip the bunny" later tonight.

:D