If I taped this message onto the microwaves at work...

[Deja Q]

"Small mammals are quite flavorsome when baked, but hazardous when nuked."

...what do you think they'd do?


(edit: Quotes won't work! :cry: Substituted dashes)

[Deja Q]

1. One kick for the road...

:D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. LOL...

Only you would come up with something like this. I'm sad I don't work with you...
Duckie

[Deja Q]

4. Thanks

:-) You'd fit in perfectly with my co-workers. 98% of us are Dems! :party: :thumbsup: :bounce:

Of course, one person in the group would find that particular phrase alarming because she adores animals. (So do I, but that still shouldn't prevent me from having an evil sense of humor... :D )

[elvisbear]

3. Tape the following sign to the microwave.

"Please donot nuke anymore mice in the microwave. There're very difficult to clean up. --The Management"

After taping this up on the microwave, watch how many people eat their lunch cold that day. :)

[Deja Q]

5. LOL! Of course, we've had rats in the building...

I wonder what management might say... :evilgrin: