PLEASE dont ban the word "Turds"...

[Dr Fate]

...that would RUIN DU.

[Qanisqineq]

1. or the word

fuck... I have a potty mouth and would be lost without it

[Dr Fate]

2. Now HOOOOLD on a minute!!!

THAT word you can ban- I just want to preserve turds...

[Qanisqineq]

3. Damn you -- No!

What other adjective could I possibly use when I am too angry to think straight? Or even when I can think straight?

[Dr Fate]

4. How about "turdy" or "turd-like"?

These new, better words are just as cool, right??

[Qanisqineq]

5. how about poopy?

it is easier for me to spell. It sounds kinda neat, too. You can drag it out: Poooooop. Or very staccato: Poop. Very versatile.

[Dr Fate]

6. I also like the fact that it is monosylabic...

...requires less thought.

[rabid_nerd]

7. How about krunk?

You krunkhead

[Dr Fate]

8. I dunno, sounds kind of German...

...and we all know what happens when THOSE guys come around...

[Qanisqineq]

9. not as easy to spell as poopy either

[Qanisqineq]

10. I have a stupid question that has nothing to do with any of these words

but I don't want to start a whole thread so the world can witness what a dumb blonde I am...

What the heck is a "moran"? I've heard of moron, did the spelling change? Is this a play on some name or something? This has been bugging me for weeks, maybe even months!!!!

[Dr Fate]

11. Legend has it that it comes from this pic:

This is from a pro-war/Bush rally...

[Qanisqineq]

12. oh, here I thought I was missing out on some big joke!

[Dr Fate]

13. I guess you had to be there!

It was pretty funny at the time...

[cleofus1]

14. hi doctor fate!

I only specifially hate MONKEY turds. All other turds are OK.

[Bake]

15. "Turd" is OK, but "fuck" is da bomb!

Note: There was only one "t" in "but."

I mean, a turd is just a turd, but "fuck", now, that's a noun, it's a verb, it's an adjective, it's UNIVERSAL (thanks, Pinkard & Bowden!).

Bake