Who is Julie

[pagerbear]

... and why is she emailing me to suggest inadequacies better imagined and described and her suggested solution to said inadequacies?

[Dookus]

1. beats me

but I wanna know who's been talkin' about me, too! It seems the whole internet is concerned with solving my perceived inadequacies.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. oh all right...I confess....

:evilgrin:

[Dookus]

3. You BITCH!

uh-oh...

[lapauvre]

4. Too funny

eom

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. That would be Jessie....

The only B*tch in this household. :P

[Dookus]

7. teehee

Jessie...


When're you gonna give her to me? I KNOW you're mean to her and don't feed her enough and don't give her enough belly-rubs. She WANTS to live with me! I know it!

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Yes....just last night while I was sleeping...I felt dog breath upon my

face, and faintly, very faintly the words,"Doooookus....I wanna go life with Doooookus....He'll let me eat taaaable scraaaps, and sleep up by the pilllooowwws....Dooooookuss"

You gotta come meet her sometime!!

[Dookus]

9. see?

I knew it!

I'd love to meet her (and you and the gorgeous Mr. Grumpy). But you live somewhere cold and inhospitable, right?

Another reason why Jessie should come live in California. And yes, she'd get table-scraps.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Summers are hot and unbearable. And our traffic is almost as horrid

as CA's. You'd feel right at home...

[Dookus]

13. ah yes...

I grew up on Long Island - cold, snowy winters and hot, muggy summers.

I like California now. I live on the coast, and no matter how hot it gets during the day (but never muggy), the fog comes in at night and cools everything down. I saw it snow here ONCE... for about 10 seconds.

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. My brothers are both fairly close to the coast. I have never seen anything

like the marine layer when it comes in out there...

[ToTellTheTruth]

6. dunno

[listenup]

10. wasn't she in

rocky horror picture show?

[MisterP]

12. I get email from Jully

Jully!