If Twilight 4 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest

[The Straight Story]

The-Editing-Room.com is one of our favorite humor sites on the Internet. They've written abridged versions of some of the most popular movies from the past five years for us. Below, they've summarized the latest Twilight movie, so you don't have to see it again.


KRISTEN STEWART

Hey, isn't it like totally bad luck to see the bride before the wedding?

ROBERT PATTINSON

That's just silly superstitious nonsense. Now, how many werewolves did we invite to our vampire wedding again?

KRISTEN STEWART

Speaking of which, I'm suddenly totally nervous about becoming a vampire.

ROBERT PATTINSON

Let me alleviate your concerns by telling you about how, when I first became a vampire, I was driven to murder people every night.

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http://www.cracked.com/article_19582_if-twilight-4-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html

[hunter]

1. Thank you, thank you. Now I don't have to see the movie.

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