Gap-Tooth Cletus has heard quite enough of your hurtful stereotypes

[Bucky]

And him and Cousin Lurlene ain't gonna take it anymore! Neither is his best man, Rufus.

[Richardo]

1. "Some folk'll never lose a toe, and then again some folk'll...

...like Cletus the Slack-Jawed yokel."

[HopeHoops]

2. Looks a bit like it might be a "shotgun" sort of thing there.

That doesn't look like KFC belly to me.

[OriginalGeek]

3. Lurlene is WAY out of Cletus' league.

She's hot.

Guys with double-wides get all the luck.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. "Double-wides"? n/t

[OriginalGeek]

6. Double wide trailers are roomier

and therefor a more attractive quality in a prospective mate. Lurlene knows where the bread is buttered and I figure she knows ol' Cletus is packing a double wide trailer..


;-)

[krispos42]

5. Hey, now, go easy on him

He's wearing his best flannel.