Did you ever wonder why the rumor was "Paul is dead" instead of "Keith is dead?"

[raccoon]

(“Paul is dead" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead

Given Keith's history of substance abuse and his appearance, it seems more logical.

[Richardo]

1. "Paul is dead" would have been a shocking, news-worthy event.

"Keith is dead" would have been "what took him so long?"

[edbermac]

2. If there's a nuclear holocaust, they'll be nothing left but cockroaches and Keith Richards.

Nothing can kill this guy.

[Recovered Repug]

3. Given Keith's history of substance abuse and his appearance,

he may have died years ago and his body is still going on the stimulants.

[raccoon]

4. By George, I think you've got it! nt

[Gold Metal Flake]

5. At the time Brian was way ahead of Keith.

[Tom Ripley]

6. Keith had to live so he could become Dean Martin

kinda ironic considering the Hollywood Palace and all

[saras]

7. Being dead wouldn't have stopped Keith from playing guitar. Keith is dead! So? They still rock.

[Skittles]

8. Keith will outlive us all

yes INDEED

[Bake]

9. Keith has been dead for decades

But nobody bothered to tell him.

:hi:

Bake