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emilyg
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1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. And.... 6.The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF. THE AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles! AMEN!!!!!!
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Tue Nov-29-11 01:02 AM
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1. I've always thought balls were the price of entry into any management job
None of them seem to have any.
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Tue Nov-29-11 01:18 AM
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Tue Nov-29-11 09:52 AM
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Tue Nov-29-11 01:39 AM
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3. Betty White and I don't understand why balls are used to represent courage.
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Tue Nov-29-11 11:23 AM
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5. That's just TOO funny! But true!
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Tue Nov-29-11 11:27 AM
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Tue Nov-29-11 07:10 PM
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Tue Nov-29-11 09:55 PM
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Think about how a man reacts when he is kicked in the balls. While it is certainly not fun being kicked in the crotch region for a woman, it isn't nearly as sensitive as a man's testicles.
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Tue Nov-29-11 11:37 AM
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Tue Nov-29-11 07:09 PM
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8. The ultra rich shoot skeet - with bird shot
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Tue Nov-29-11 07:30 PM
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10. Flat balls and tiny balls.
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Tue Nov-29-11 07:35 PM
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11. Gah! Okay, I'm stealing that if you don't mind. ng
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Tue Nov-29-11 09:45 PM
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Tue Nov-29-11 11:53 PM
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14. Copied-&-pasted in an e-mail to my brother. His reply: "Those B-B brains have lost their marbles."
Edited on Tue Nov-29-11 11:54 PM by Petrushka
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