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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 10:23 AM
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Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.
Hey,it's in the bible.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 12:30 PM
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1. I bet she rode his ass some more after that, too.
It's what they do.

:hide:

:hi:

Bake
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 10:17 PM
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2. must be related to my sister-in-law. Rides my brother's ass all the time.
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Major Nikon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 11:55 PM
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3. Still not as bad as being smote with hemorrhoids
And the hand of Jehovah was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he laid them waste, and smote them with hemorrhoids.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-11 07:49 AM
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4. ok, this stereotype is one of my pet peeves, BUT
that was funny.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-11 09:41 AM
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5. Stereotype???? Really?
You're either (a) never married, or (b) a wife.

:hide:

:hi:

Bake
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-11 10:01 AM
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6. wow. ya, that. and all men are inept and stupid, too.
Edited on Tue Nov-29-11 10:13 AM by seabeyond
;)

my hubby and youngest son are the nags. oldest son and i never nag. i never have. do it or dont, without me saying anything. nothing is that big a deal. a person gets to make own choice. i expect the same returned.

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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-11 03:05 PM
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7. I'm just teasin' with ya!
Don't ride my ass about it!! My sensayuma might be off a little bit (I've been told I'm a little "off").

:hug:

:hi:

Bake
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-11 03:27 PM
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9. deep breathe and....
Edited on Tue Nov-29-11 03:28 PM by seabeyond
sigh

thank the goodness. lol

i really was a bet hesitant replying in that manner, but, i was with a bunch of men in New Orleans for a week.....

:hug: backatcha.

hubby is still the nag and i love him all the more for it. he makes me get shit done i would otherwise procrastinate on.
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mysuzuki2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-11 03:13 PM
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8. I once drove from Milwaukee to Boston with the family.
my wife (now my ex wife - yay!) rode my ass the whole way.
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Recovered Repug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-11 03:32 PM
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10. If it wasn't for Mary, Joseph would have just sat on his ass. nt
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