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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 06:27 PM
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A bison that's tired of the bullsh*t




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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 06:30 PM
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1. They should put him on the team.
Running back.
;-)
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some guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 06:31 PM
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2. They tried.
He fumbles too much. :(

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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 08:44 PM
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5. She blew her blocking assignment.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 08:43 PM
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4. She's a she
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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 08:40 PM
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3. Bison says: "Your motherf*cking European ancestors shot my family
just to starve the native Americans; you almost wiped my species out from pure spite and I just don't give a shit about your goddamned frigging idiotic stupid useless football game. You want to bash each other senseless and give every player brain damage, all the better. Be my guest."
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RSillsbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 09:10 PM
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6. I wonder what the Bison would say
to the native Americans that ran whole herds of his ancestors off cliffs to get the meat from a few?
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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 09:37 PM
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7. that humans are sh*theads?
just a guess.

Destructive parasitic viruses that will eventually destroy the earth so no form of life can continue to exist?
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RSillsbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 09:14 AM
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12. Save the planet
Kill yourself
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 12:45 AM
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8. Just one more reason every school's mascot should be the narwhal.
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 01:19 AM
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9. Bison are nothing to trifle with.
Edited on Thu Nov-24-11 01:26 AM by Brigid
They are twice as heavy as domestic cattle, and twice as strong too. The ordinary fences used for cattle cannot hold them. Saw it on Animal Planet. This idiot had a bison he called Wild Thing, which he let into the house sometimes. He's just asking for trouble.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imyrY-IBs68
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 06:44 AM
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10. I just watched that clip.......What a numbskull !!!
nt


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RSillsbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 09:16 AM
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13. Drove throught Yellowstone several years ago
In a GEO Storm (little sports car sold by Chevy) I remember driving by Bison that were bigger than the car
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 08:34 AM
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11. Great. Just fucking great. So NOW who is going to play the piccolo?
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