I'm interested in becoming a motel. Any tips?

[pokerfan]

[freshwest]

1. Location, location, location.

[pokerfan]

2. that' s a good maxim

Frasier: There's an old real estate maxim that says the three most important things when looking for a property are location, location, location.
Woody: That's just one thing.
Frasier: That's the point Woody.
Woody: What, that real estate people are stupid?
Frasier: No, that location is the one most important thing in real estate.
Woody: Then why do they say that it's three things?
Frasier: Because real estate people are stupid. :eyes:

:rofl:

[freshwest]

3. Well, that also goes into demographics and geography, too.

[Iggo]

4. Don't tell.

[pokerfan]

11. that'll be my middle name

pokerfan's no-tell motel

[Boojatta]

5. Start small by becoming a Bed and Breakfast.

For example, if you let a cat sleep on top of you, then you will have practice being a bed. If you let a lion eat you in the morning, then you will have practice being breakfast. Practice both and before you know it you will be ready to become a motel.

[pokerfan]

6. LOL

They say we're host to a galaxy of bacteria but that's disgusting.

[bigwillq]

7. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

9. vermin?

[KamaAina]

8. Learn the lyrics to "Only the Lonely" by heart.

:-)

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. !!!

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[madinmaryland]

12. Yeah. The No-tell Motel!!

:evilgrin:

[kentauros]

13. Here's your name: "Hotel Sechs"

Unless you want to go with the Latin: Hotel Sex

:P