So I was reading an op about California

[quakerboy]

One about the prison overcrowding. And I thought to myself, I wonder how many spots would open up if they just let all the marijuana offenders loose tomorrow.

So I decided to see what google would tell me.

Next thing I know I am reading prison system propaganda about how few people are in jail for MJ. Great story bro. But I keep reading.

Man, these drug people have it good. They have special courts that pass them through without any criminal record. And almost three quarters have been helped to find new employment since getting scared straight.

So it comes to me... I just need to start smoking pot, then get caught, and I can have a job again.

No way this plan can go wrong. Wish me luck!

[ellisonz]

1. There was a letter in todays LA Times suggesting...

...we have tent prison like Maricopa County. :-( :-(