Back in the days, there was a reason MFM earned the nickname "Iron Balls"
LynneSin
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Tue Nov-15-11 05:51 PM
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Back in the days, there was a reason MFM earned the nickname "Iron Balls"
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Tue Nov-15-11 05:55 PM
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1. That so reminds me of "The Jerk"
"Ah yes, bunnies - they would eat the eggplants." . . . "SIR! You are TALKING to a ni****!" The scene is funny on its own, but him suddenly having a black belt is even funnier.
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Tue Nov-15-11 06:04 PM
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2. NOTICE: MFM and the rest of the DU males (except HopeHoops... hmmmm) will return...
. . . . . ... to respond once they stop writhing in empathetic reflex on the floor. . . . . .
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Tue Nov-15-11 09:31 PM
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3. Some Shaolin monks have, shall we say, highly developed cremaster muscles.
Ya can't kick Itchy & Scratchy if they aren't at home.
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Tue Nov-15-11 10:13 PM
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Tue Nov-15-11 10:34 PM
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5. "Crouching Tiger, Swollen Scrotum"...my FAVORITE martial arts movie of all time.
That's the whole movie, actually. One kick after another after another to the scrotum. Short on plot, long on kicks to the jewels. :rofl:
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Tue Nov-15-11 10:45 PM
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6. Snatch the pebble from my crotch, Jackasshopper."
. . . Heh-heh, heh-heh. He said "snatch" and "crotch" in the same sentence. Heh-heh. . . .
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Tue Nov-15-11 11:02 PM
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7. Only one response possible
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Wed Nov-16-11 02:50 PM
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8. Why would that be locked - not like his balls were hanging out there for everyone to see
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