Another reason for the failure of MFM's daycare center......

[LynneSin]

He was too cheap to buy decent books for the kids....

[MilesColtrane]

1. Other books he had available for the kids:

Goodnight Streetlight

Where the Wild Things Were

The Lion and the Wardrobe

Pippi Tubesocks

The Lean-to at Pooh Corner

The Little Engine that Gave Up

King Arthur and his Knight

Barely So Stories

The Tale of Peter Vole

The Competent Wizard of Oz

One Fish, Blue Fish

Twenty Thousand Centimeters Under the Sea

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Half Hour

Charlotte's Thread

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Nobody told me there'd be maths involved.

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I also had them read phone books. Those directories gave the li'l darlin's
a definite sense of accomplishment when they finished.
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[Chan790]

3. Ya know...

I'm not sure what other answer they're looking for there. The missing wedge is too small to be 1/5 and too big to be 1/6. It's clearly Pacman.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Oh, geezo-BEEZO!!!!!

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And I thought I sucked at maths.
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