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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 02:50 PM Original message |
Why can't scientist breed a cat with a seal? |
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Tyrs WolfDaemon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
1. Seals bark hence they are dogs... |
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Liberal Veteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
2. But it would be just as likely you'd get a seal that sprays and has claws..... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 03:33 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. I'd just toss those in the sewer so I wouldn't have to deal with em! |
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Liberal Veteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 03:37 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. That wouldn't work....cats are great at finding their way back. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 05:10 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. We'd just cross a Walrus with a Dog - that problem would be solved |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 05:12 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. lol |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
5. Cats act seally enough already. |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
6. It's illegal. Killer whales will then scour the land looking for those tasty treats. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 05:05 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Only if scientists cross Killer Whales with Grizzley Bears |
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whistler162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
10. First a seat would be afraid of water which wouldnt be good... |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 05:57 PM Response to Original message |
11. Sometimes I fucking scare myself. Other times I wanna jump up n kiss mahseff GOODGOD!!!!! |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
12. Do you mean the animal seal, or the kind of seal that stops up a drain pipe from leaking |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
13. Where would you put the seal, and what would you seal with it? nt |
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dimbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
14. There was work on really hard crossbreeds in the Soviet Union. |
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Major Nikon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 11:13 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Not as much fun though |
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